The best video ever

Bas Rutten Self Defense

I love this kind of crap and its hilarious as well. The comedy in it is why Bas is my favorite fighter. To El Guapo

Pizza pt.2

Mission accomplished folks!!!!!11321412141!!!

Pizza

I am currently fighting the worst hankering for pizza i have ever had in my entire life. I would do almost anything to go to the Pizza Hut Buffet by my place. Only problem is i dont want to be that guy that goes there alone and looks all weird eating plate after plate of sweet sweet pizza all alone

Goodbye you Heartless son of a bitch

Too much delight i am here to announce that the Wendys on 86th street has closed down. This is what happens people when a place gets on my blacklist. God forbid this ever happens to Silvestrinis or the Pizza Ranch. It all started about 6 months ago when my gfriend and i wanted to get our spicy chicken fix. We go to the drivethrough and wait forever no answer. So we say what the fuck and go inside. We then go inside and the dude and this chick that were working get in an argument over who was going to wait on us. The girl said im not doing it im off in 5 minuites so she walks away and the guy says im not fucking doing it. They both walk away and we just stand there like idiots in the night. We finally leave as nobody was gonna help us, I however recieved the last laugh as i stold a fuck stack of napkins from them.
Fast fwd a few days later on a kamakazie return visit this time it is run by a wayward group of gangster hooper black men that only had one word in there vocab and it was "Fuck". I love the word fuck but when its the only word used it gets old. I was like ill take 2 spicy ckn combos and all i heard was Fuck uh Fuck, Fuck? Fuck! That was the final straw in wendys on 86th.

Chops, the Kyle, and wrestling

Saturday night was a night of wrestling hooters chops and drinks. Congrats to Terry for winning the tag team titles. If we could only get a video up on here for the world to see of him getting the german suplex from hell.

Then Brad Shannon Terry and myself hit up Hooters where i got the 911 buffalo sandwhich. It was still not hot enough for me. We then all went to the bar where i got chopped into next week as the pictures show. It looks worse then it was, but i thought i would get the pics up as the shots were fresh. Good times thanks Brad, Shannon, Terry, Buck, Havyk and Jenn for those.

Finally there is a new drink sweeping the nation that i invented the other night, it is known simply as the Kyle. 2 of my fav drinks together at last pineapple juice and jack daniels. It started as a dare and now is my new fav drink. Now if i could just incorporate pizza into it id be set and would never have to leave the house. Cept to get more jack and more pineapple and more pizza

Friday night!11!!!!!!13123411!!!!

Last night was the greatest pizza experience in recent memory for me. Man that pizza was beyond good it was gO0oooooOd. Terry and I standing on the corner or grand ave with only the lights of the maddys place sign to show us the way to pizza heaven. It was so good i could have ate another pizza. I was hoping the cops would pull up and ask us what the hell we were doing but that did not happen. I also came o so close to singing which was probably a good thing it did not happen, but im sure i would have belted out Ace of Base in a way right up there with Stephanie Tanner from that Full House episode

Tonights the 3X show Terry bring home the gold

Todays post goes out to Northern Lights for hooking us up because we paid for the pizza.

Yeah

you know an all you can eat buffet is really a challenge put forth by the restaurant. I like to come out of it feeling like i stole a meal from the restaurant. Last few times as Carzoli can attest ive really blown it at the pizza ranch but i made up for it last week with an amazing showing of 2 potato wedges and 15 pieces of pizza.

Crazy neighbors

Man i have some weird neighbors. This married couple prob in there 30s. The husband is this Army dude whos pretty friendly to me when i see him outside, however everynight round midnight he just goes off the handle on his wife. I mean he calls her everyname you could every think of. The guy sounds like hes gonna kill her, its outta control. Then the next day he always takes his freaking cat for a walk on a leash. Man people are weird. I think one of these days he will kill her and just walk off into the sunset with the cat

Weekend

This weekend was a good one Terry took me up to Algona for some wrestling. I sat and watched which was cool to do then at the end got in and took some shots from terry and TS. I really enjoyed myself, today my body is stiffing up a bit more its weird it took over a day for that to happen but nothing thats gonna kill me. We then went and grabbed some dinner and i got a pizza which was outstanding. Later on that night we went and watched the UFC ppv. Tito got lucky it could have went either way and by the sounds of it everyone in the UFC wants them to do a rematch. Im shocked Arlovski lost the heavyweight belt. If i would have put money on silvya in vegas i would have won some serious bank. I also enjoyed more pizza at the bar which is always good for me.

Sunday i went and bought some new shoes and went to my grandmas. What a time. I also worked on my resume a bit and applied a few places.

This just in Sound of Urchin is playing on my birthday (6/25/80) in Lawrence, KC or Omaha. Im hoping its the later but ill take what i can get.

rock

Jiu Jitsu or Wrestling?

What do i want to do? Maybe both i dont know. Im torn. Saturday i go to check out wrestling with Terry, man im pumped. I need to find a place for Jiu Jitsu in town there is one on Euclid i believe. It would be nice to find someone to go with and for it to fit in my crazy work schedules. I figure if i do the wrestling thing i better get a mask to hide my identity and to cover my crazy facial expressions. Im thinking something along the lines of this one


Im so ready for Saturday

weekend

Man what a fast weekend. Friday Tiffanie and i went out to eat the mall and hung out. I went to bed at 1130 cause i was beat woke up at 1130 next morning refreshed and i went into work a few hrs. I get off work and go home change and drive with CC, Shannon and Scott to Hendric iowa to watch Terry do his wrestling thing. It was a real good time they even let you bring your own beer into the place. I also had a dip of chew for the first time in probably 15 coon ages. After the wrestling we went to this country bar called the red shed. All in all it was a pretty good time. Tonight once i get some work stuff done Scott and CC and myself are hitting the Hills have Eyes. I could not pass up seeing this.

Out

Dude

man i had 2 lunches today i stopped at arbys because it was the only think in newton open at the time what a fucking mistake. I then come home and see my mom driving down the road she tells me to go to panera so i ate that 2. What a day. I live like a king sometimes

Carlos o Kellys did not go down and i could not have been more happy about this. Instead i wined and dined on Taco bell but did not let the women get anything followed that up with taking her back to my place and making her watch some UFC. Man im so cool ha ha ha. I felt kinda bad for her since she only got a few hrs of sleep and had to work a real job unlike me in the morning. Tonight however after work shes picking a movie out god i hope its not like the notebook or something crazy like that. Im gonna reccomend Road House now thats a movie with my favorite in there Terry Funk

You know i dont have much to talk about anymore on here im really pulling strings. Someone give me an idea as to what to talk about.

Tonight..

I am going to Carlos o Kellys. That is all

Kyle

Turbo and dfl shut it down

just give it up you 2 you dont have what it takes. now i must go and enjoy crazy bread

peace out

edit: i apologize scott but danny your still in the dog house