Broken limbs and broken egos

I had a tough week at practice this week. Friday night i hurt a guys back stretching him out. I felt really bad about that cause this is a real good kid and hes smaller then me. Im not sure if hes ok cause he did not show up for Sat practice and he never misses a day. Then saturday i had a guy in a arm bar submission and he thought he could get out of it big mistake his arm went snap crackle pop and that was it he was out, and in a lot of pain. People are idiots in practice if your cought in a submission tap the fuck out its just practice, why kill yourself ya know?

Saturday was UFC 60 ppv, boy that did not equal the hype. I also had to choke out a guy i fight with who was being pretty disrespectfull to me in my parents house and around all my friends. He is now pretty pissed for being embaressed and is swearing revenge on me. He will prob cheap shot me from behind sometime knowing this guy. What a fuck stick

Last night i finally hit up CiCis pizza and man i reccomend it good stuff. Friday night i hit up Northern Lights pizza and monday night i went to godfathers pizza. I never get sick of that shit.

Time to decide on some new facial hair

I need a new facial hair look since im pretty much clean now. I piece of me is thinking of staying clean shaven for awhile but that usually does not last long. I know Scott you think arrow, im leaning towards a painters gotee/devils gotee at the moment. The only thing that is out is the Hitler Stache it looks weird as hell on me. So give me some ideas people. Maybe the full on mountain man beard, or the porno stache, maybe just a simple gotee? Who knows but im leaning at painters until someone changes my mind

Rock

Fun Kyle Facts: #76

besides pizza i also enjoy Tacos. Right this min i have a hardcore hankering for Taco Johns. Part of its the monkey and part of its the tacos

CiCi's pizza

Well ive never heard of it but its moved into town and im all about it. Not sure if its fully open yet but the day it is im all about checking it off my pizza to do list

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Gone but not Forgotten

Man i fucked up and am now facial hair less. I hate being clean shaven i look 18 and feel like a total tool. I need to be more carefull shaving so i dont mess up and have to scrap the whole deal

Mother!

Terry and I at billy joes doing Mother

The long awaited video of Terry and I doing Mother right on stage at Billy Joes. I think we may have to get a set list together and go on tour. I wish someone had some Iron Maiden to sing man id do that up right

I wonder what Eddie Money is doing right this second?

The new Captain and Tenile

Terry and i tore it up like only Glenn Danzig can with our rendition of Mother the other night. Sound clips and video to come soon!!!!!!

Yeah buddy im off all week from Acosta on vacation. Only reason i took the vacation was because i have 3 weeks of it and have to use it by sept. However i may quit soon if i find a job i like that pays more so i dont wanna lose out on it so i said what the hell ill take the week off. No plans as of right now to do anything all week. I need to get my house cleaned and vehicles, I also said i could work at hy vee if they need me bad enough. I also decided it was time for some new crazy facial hair, i think i succeded in that regard. Will see how long i keep this before i shave it all off and start over.

Im also going to the doctor sometime this week might as well use my health insurance to see about getting my knees and elbow cleaned up and get rid of all the bone chips. Im game for trying anything before surgery but last week i lost feeling from elbow down in my left arm im guessing the bone chips were hitting a nerve or something.

Who knew Bas Rutten was such a good singer

El Guapo likes to Dance

Bas just wants to Chill

Crazy Dogs or Dog not sure yet

So i come home from work today and walk into my place and the worst smell ever was coming from the living room. One of the dogs not sure which shit pissed puked everywhere and i mean everywhere. Immedietly i said FAWK!!11254532! and cleaned up the fucking mess. I thought i was done but boy was i wrong i walk downstairs to work out and there is dog vomit everywhere so i clean that up I then go upstairs and there is about 5 piles of puke in my office. Jesus these lil dogs have so much piss shit and puke in them its out of this world. This is pretty much what it looked like. Thanks Hill

Its Danny Locasha appreciation day!!!!!4141!!!!111111111!!

Hey Danny good job outta you lately being a trooper. Even got up and did me a solid by hitting the buffet with me when i was at my lowest and needed that sweet sweet pizza fix.

Heres to you Denny

dont ever quit dont ever give up

Man have you seen the new John Basedow commercial with scenes from his seminar. Man that guy is golden. I just love him to death. As John would say in his new commercial dont ever quit dont ever give up.

Knowles tell your buddy on his best day he could not step to the Bas. I mean come on, he would eat your friend for dinner just like in this video

Bas Rutten is the best around.

Witness him break a dudes liver with a palm strike

PS Pizza watch 06 there is a chance at 3 buffets this week i think that may be a new record for me, i think. Actually its most likely one time i had a pizza buffet 5 days in row. Its had to of happened some time

Pizza

Thanks Joe for making me Happy your buffet was tubular. Tell we meet again

Love Kyle