Ween at the Val air tomorrow!

Represent people Weens playing the Val Air, first time they have played in Des Moines since 92 i believe. Anyways gonna score some pre show pizza tomorrow somewhere its gonna be a good time had by all.

Thats all i got really

Its a Scorcher out and Daves luck runs out

Man its currently 206 F outside, im not even kidding dude


Way too go Topsy i knew your luck would run out. I cant wait to hear the whole story on this one. At least youll be able to get into the ween show.

Love SirPaul

PS: Pizza rollcall for Monday pre Ween, i believe the MN crew is representing

Oh Shit!!!!111!!!!

My voicemail and email is full. Lance Bass is gay. Son of a bitch i will be hearing about this the rest of my days. Of all the people to somewhat resemble. I really wish i looked like Rob Halford now theres a good looking gay man.

My Favorite channels

What is it about Univision/Telemundo. Jesus Christ they always have the hottest chicks on there in every damn show. You know a piece of me wishes i was spanish not the lawn boy/field worker poor spanish person but one of the rich ones down in mexico. Those chicks are the hottest things i have ever seen. I bet i could score with them pretty easy saying im an american and i have chiuahuas and what not.

Mickey Back on Track

Its good to see Mickey (Danny Woodburn) getting his acting on again with such high profile commercials for BK.

The one thing that is weird is there was a BK commercial and i only saw it one time, where they said you could get figures from bk.com of the midget crew. I saw this one time and it was never repeted. It was like the forgotten weekend with my son commercial where the dad was talking to his dad about being a good father.

Happy B-Day Lil Buddy

Sorry i forgot your bithday the last 3 yrs. Heres 2 Gizmo who is now 4 yrs old

Pizza

Ive had a lot of people hitting my email box up and hitting me up on the streets saying Kyle WTF whats new with pizza you eat it anymore etc?

Well i better answer this question now, yes i eat pizza still however im slowing it down a bit. July and August are the slow months for pizza where i try and recharge to get ready for the primo months for pizza eating the fall and winter. I still eat pizza once or twice a week but nothing like the 5-6 times as usual. Last week i had a bbq ckn pizza at champs, 1 frozen pizz and a homeade pizza during the week.

Breakups and Pirates and mini golf too

This weekend i went to the breakup and pirates at the theater. Pirates was even shitter then the first one. Something about those movies just bores the hell outta me. The breakup was better then i thought it would be but nowhere near the measuring stick that is devils rejects

I also went mini golfing and jobbed hard on one whole and lost to Angela. I suck and now for Scott a picture of Bas Rutten:



Hopefully Terry comes to practice tomorrow, gotta get that out there so he feels bad if he backs out. Hahaha

Bas Wins Big!

Rutten doesn’t have the charisma of a main event fighter. Rather, he has the charisma of a leader of a major nation. Rutten defeated Villareal in the first round. Villareal was the bigger man, but Rutten nailed him with some hard punches. Villareal’s chin proved to be tough, and Rutten changed his strategy to focus on leg kicks. Rutten drilled Villareal with three hard kicks to Villareal’s knee. On the third, Villareal collapsed to the mat and could not continue.

Sadly Bas said that he has just way too many injuries and most likely wont fight again. After tearing his groin, destroying an ACL and badly dislocating a rib while preparing for tonight’s bout, Rutten said he was reluctant to lift his legs. But with adrenaline coursing through his veins and a partisan crowd cheering him on, Rutten dismissed the injuries and went after the much larger “Warpath.”

Breaking news!!111!!!

SirPaul today busts his eye open working on a bungie on a punching bag. blood flowed and a shiner is surely to follow

pray for me people!

ITS A TRAP!

Fucking Kimo way to ruin things

As you maybe already found out, Kimo is out, he tested positive for steroids.

Like I said many times before, if you need steroids to fight, you are not a fighter, you have no balls. Go do a different sport, but don't take so many people down with you.
For Kimo to pull a stunt like this, after all the shit talking that he did about me: "putting me back in retirement in minutes", it was all the steroids talking we now found out.

No excuses for him, this is the second time that he gets caught. The amount of money that the WFA pumped in him and than let an organization fall like this, I hope that other organizations see this and be warned.

I don't need to do anything, karma will do his thing, because how can he look at himself in the mirror after this? How can he show himself to the fans now, knowing that they all know now that he needed steroids to make him feel stronger? that's going to be very tough for him.
And please don't come with excuses that it was to heal the knee better, because NO Doctor will prescribe you that shit UNLESS you ask yourself for it. And second, even if they do, you are a professional fighter! You should know better, it's illegal!
Esspecially after being caught already for the same shit one time.

And I know he won't like it when he reads this, but I am 100% sure that he knows that I am right, what would HE have done himself if it would have happened to him in stat of me?

So yes, I am upset, but I thank God that there are guys like Wes Sims who DO have the balls to step into the cage without roids, although he was training, he still took this fight on short notice and I thank him for that. He's invited to my after party (winning or losing) for sure!

Best wishes and I really hope that Wes and I are going to have a great fight to entertain you guys!

Bas

Osment gate UPDATE!!!!!

UPDATE: An LA County Sheriff's Department official tells Access Hollywood that they suspect alcohol was involved in the collision involving Haley Joel Osment early today. A blood sample was obtained after the young actor was taken to Pasadena's Huntington Memorial Hospital this morning. The sample will be tested and results will be known within three weeks. If alcohol was indeed a factor, they will take the case to the District Attorney for prosecution. The sample will also be tested for the presence of drugs.

Don't Die

LA CANADA FLINTRIDGE, Calif. (AP) - Actor Haley Joel Osment was hospitalized early Thursday after he apparently lost control of his car while heading to his Los Angeles area home, authorities said.

Osment, who was nominated for an Academy Award for his role as a boy who could see dead people in "The Sixth Sense," was driving a 1995 Saturn about 1 a.m. when the car collided with a brick pillar and flipped, said Los Angeles County sheriff's Lt. Greg Sisneros.

The 18-year-old actor was awake and talking following the crash, Sisneros said. He had been alone in the car and was taken to Huntington Hospital in nearby Pasadena.

Sisneros had no information on his condition, and an emergency-room receptionist said no one under that name was at the hospital.

Osment is set to appear in the upcoming "Home of the Giants." In the film, he plays a high school journalist covering a basketball team as it heads toward the state championship.

La Canada Flintridge, a suburb of Los Angeles, is about 14 miles northeast of downtown.

He must be running out of cash if hes driving a Saturn, id think hed be rolling in a Hummer

Job interviews suck sometimes

Today i had my first interview with Heinz foods, they said they wanted to do a phone interview at 2 so i was like ok cool. 1:15 im hard at work working out sweating out of breathe etc and they call im like wtf? So i try to get a breath and answer the phone, they did not tell me the call would be eastern time not central. I was planning on preparing for the interview at 1:30 which i did not get 2 do, so i had to wing it. It went ok i think. It pays 7kish more then my job now but i would have to quit my couple night a week hy vee job so after all is said and done it would pay around 4k more. However i will no longer work like 2hrs a day so i dont know if the give and take is worth it. I most likely will go for the money but my days will be packed with a regular 8 hr work day on top of 2hrs a day of working out. Oh well we will see what happens i guess

I also had the all time worst lucas freese emergency yesterday a real one for the record books!

Bas is back this weekend!

Dammit i need to find someone with the Dish network or some bar that is showing the WFA ppv on saturday. I must see the return of Bas Rutten.

Fun Kyle Fact #1

Kyles not real big on black chicks im not racist, seriously im not, ok maybe a little. However there is one black chick that i have always found hot, really shes the only one ive ever thought was hot. She is in this months issue of playboy and is 40 yrs old god damn she does not look it. She even has a 19 yr old daughter hopefully she can live up 2 her moms good looks. So give it up for Stacey Dash from Clueless

Danny Location De-preciation day

If there was ever a more sorry excuse for a blog updater i dont know who it would be. I mean Scott is bad but compared to Danny he posts every single day. Danny get with the program once a week even would be fine. But if you can not muster up 1 blog a week close the sorry ass excuse down. Many check it daily 2 see nothing changed. The time people waste is horrendous and i think you may get a beat down for it.

Update or close it down DFL!

Folks Shits 4 Real!

Little man = big fun Little man = big laughs i could go on and on. This movie was good folks there was one part where it turned a bit home aloneish that sucked but man the rest was beyond good it was gooooooo. I find midgets hilarious even computerly done midgets. The blonde in the movie was so damn hot and there were a lot of cuts that you could tell will be in the unrated dvd. Not to mention David Sheriden AKA Dobson from devils rejects was in the movie.

I even cried at the end but dont tell anyone

Its Shannon Appreciation day!

Thanks for being this blogs biggest fan and by biggest i dont mean like Louie Anderson



PS: Tonight i go to Little Man, im sure the rest of the world has seen this by now, so people please dont call and spoil it for me

Insane!?!?

Last night i was mistaken for this man. Im not even sure how thats possiable

Lawn jockeys

You know travelling up and down the roads of Iowa lately i have been seeing a lot of people adding lawn jockeys to there yards. Im all for it i want one of those black guys for my own house. But get this people these lawn jockeys are white. Yes white. Its reverse racism. Dont take another thing away from the black people. Putting a white lawn jockey in your yard is a slap in the face to the black man

I need to find one for my house a black one that is

Oh yeah Little Man opens tomorrow i fucking cant wait!

Man i dont remember this being as good as it is

The music just adds so much to it

Worst PPV ever!

Besides the meeting above UFC 61 was a major shit fest. The horror movie level blood loss in the Edwards/Stevenson fight was good, but the Neer fight did not go the way i hoped and the main event was more boring then a boxing match.

Ortiz vs Shamrock was the biggest travesty ever Herb Dean should never have stopped that fight so soon. People paid to see that fight and Shamrock can take more damage then most people so why stop that shit so soon? I hope Herb and Ken have a fight. Herb has a 2-1 pro record so lets see what he can do against Ken

Yeah Dude

Ive decided im going to grow a Scott Ian type beard. However while combing my beard i just found some crazy dennis baker red hairs and a few old man white hairs. I think im just gonna have to dye the beard when it gets real long. Here is what i got its a little longer now.

SirPaul goes from Pizza time to Burger time!

On the 3rd and the 4th i ate a record amount of burgers for some reason i could not get full. The 3rd i ate 3 burgers at Vinnys annual 4th party, i then went and ate a small tavern pizza i then returned to said party and ate another 4 hamburgers and finished the night off with a spicy chicken sandwhich from Wendys. The next day i ate 2 more burgers at Brads place. Im a burger eating machine which leads me to my next great idea

Hamburger Pizza

Folks im talking about making mini hamburgers and putting them on a pizza like how canadian bacon and pepperoni are on a pizza. Im also thinking of instead of pizza sauce ketchup and mustard maybe pickles and lettuce on it as well. The possiabilites are endless. Im practically a genious. My pizza shop is gonna be outta this world!

I also just ate the new 3 pepperoni totinos frozen pizza it gets a 3 on the 5 star frozen pizza scale. Not to bad for 75 cents