1 Year Blogaversary!!!3124124!@41@$!!!!!

Today is my 1 yr anniversary of my blog o doom Join my Quest for Fire. Thanks for all your comments your laughter and even your tears at the sad stories (looking at you Turbo)

So in honor of the big day here is a big announcemnt that could not come soon enough for the world especailly Pedifiles. You know who i mean

Ripped from the headlines:

December 29, 2006 -- DAKOTA Fanning, 12, who survived a Martian invasion in "War of the Worlds," has endured a rape scene in "Hounddog." Director Deborah Kampmeier, who had to hire an assistant to handle all her hate mail, tells Premiere magazine that Fanning's "mother, her agent, and her teacher/child welfare worker were all present for the filming of the scene, which was carried out exactly as we discussed it."

That is at the top of my must see movie list!

Peace Yo

You got it folks!

A lot of people have been emaling/calling wanting to know if there will be a big celebaration on dec 30th, that day being the 1 year anniversary of my blog. Yes and no. Depends on Tom Peterson and his Tito/Chuck desires. If Tom is not down folks we are gonna have a big blast at Buffalo Wild wings by the Jordan Creek mall. We will be watching Tito Ortiz take on Chuck Liddell and dining on wings which i really should not have to pay for since im pretty much the honarary guest. I should probably just call and let em know a blog celebrity will be in the house so we get the VIP treatment

In other news late last night i decided to throw in the DVD called Hell of The Living Dead. Wow was this something else baddly overdubbed voices, a girl that just strips naked and throws some paint on her face and just happens to be able to blend in with a tribe of chocolate faces in the jungle. There is a guy who is bitten by a rat even though he is in full chemical spill gear. The list goes on about this movie, but it is now a Kyle classic and gets my seal of approval for you too watch on crappy movie night Terry.

Tonight is xmas eve and im going to my grandmas i cant wait to dive into those presents, so far its been a peanutless christmas which is a change but there are still 3 present openings to go.

Ive also decided its time to get serious and to bulk up. Im up 10 lbs in the last 3 weeks hopefully on my way to 230-240 before i cut back down in March/April. Ive been eating like a horse and Lucas Freese has been hitting me like a tsunami

Happy Xmas to all

Rocky and the great escape

Well what can i say about the Rocky movie. It was good but i wish it would have ended differently but if it ended differently i probably would have said i wish it ended differently. My biggest gripe with the movie was i wish he would have went to Duke (my fav rocky character0 and said im getting back into this. Duke kinda just showed up, i wish they would have shown him building his corner team. I presume that and differnt endings will be on the DVD. I also liked that Spider Rico was in this movie which was an inside joke i guess from Rocky 1. All in all i liked it, but would have changed a few things

Gizmo is a fucking idiot. I open the back door and a rabbit runs out from under the stairs and Gizmo is gone he follows that rabbit down into the wooded creek and outta sight. Fucking dark as hell out so i could not find him. About 15 minuites later im walking around looking/listening for him and i litterely bump into him coming out of the creek. He was in shock to see me and jumped into my arms like he was scared to death. Folks im pretty sure he ran into the bearwolf out there. I dont think there is anything else that would spook him like that except Sasquatch and we all know thats not possiable cause he lives in the pacific northwest, while the Bearwolf calls Wisconsin home which is not far from Iowa and the creek i think goes that far.

anyways

Decisiones

Folks ive found a new favorite tv show. The last few nights ive stumbled across a show on Telemundo called Decisiones. Now most of you long time readers know i had 2 years of spanish and i remember really none of it, but it does not matter. I love these spanish channel soap operas. They have the hottest latina chicks on there and those that know me know i love a latina woman. Ive really been diggin this chick something speacial. Channel 75 9pm be there i will be and so will she

Yo Dudes

Today i made some kick ass teryaki chicken wings. I made my own sauce baked em for an hour then put em in the crock pot for another hour. They were off the hook and stuff.

Tomorrow night is the Big Rocky opening i cant wait ill be there with bells on tomorrow night!

Last sunday i had a very Clarion xmas it was quite the time. Angie and I scored a couple hundred in gift cards.

I also scored a couple hundred dollars in walmart gift cards from work as a thank you for a job well done.

I have to go to Denver for 4 days in january for work. I really do not wanna fly all the way out there for that shit i wish i did not have to go. I really need to pick up a new book to read on the plane. Im leaning towards picking up the pro wrestling hall of fame the tag teams book

Pumpkin Pie Milk bitches

Today i was working and noticed that we sell Pumpkin pie milk for the holidays as well as chocolate mint, irish creame and assorted egg nog milks. Anyways i was a bit scared to try pumpkin pie in liquid form but i got the balls to do it. I downed it and man it was good. I wish i could just get an iv going and pump that shit into my veins its so good. I gotta be carefull to not like it too much cause its only a seasonal item.

I believe do you?

Im pretty sure 99% of missing persons in the pacific northwest have Bigfoot to blame. I think Bigfoot likes to take these hikers that are always missing and take them to a better place on this earth and these people just dont want to be found. They would rather hang with the foot then go back to there regular boring lives.


On the other hand 100% of people missing in eastern wisconsin have Bearwolf to blame. Bearwolf does not fuck around at all and will kill you if he sees you. I cant wait to hunt him

You gonna let that guy talk to you like that?

Pauley Shore gets knocked the fuck out

Theres a joke in here somewhere

Back it up

in regards to my last post i may have had a bit too much to drink last night

Also the Cyclones cost me 5 dollars on friday. I will get the money back somehow from them personally

I had a vision last night at 4 am

This man will be the next John Wooden in college basketball. He will become the most successfull coach of all time, Bobby Knight might as well move over now. When people hear the name Keno they will think of him and no longer think of the game.

1 too many

I got a coupon in the mail from work last week for a free schick quatro razor and refill pack, so i said what the hell ill take it for free. So i get home and bust this thing out to get rid of my mountain man beard i had going on. I quickly realized that the future of razor blades are pure shit. The vibrating blows and really does nothing so far as i could tell. Then these 4 blades are shitty. The fucking thing clogs full of hair very easily and is hard as fuck to get out. I think ill just stick with my old trusty blades and add the quatro to the ban list

A Man with a Plan

Ive decided in late april early may im taking a few weeks vacation and will be travelling to Wisconsin to find the midwest version of Bigfoot. The Bray Beafwolf of Wisconsin. As i have been up in his terrain a few times i know it wont be easy to find, its a tough area but im gonna camp out with a posse and hopefully get some sign of it. Im thinking of inviting my really good friend Chuck along with his Bow skills he could easily take it down if need be. Im very excited and i hope i can find this thing be it dead of alive.


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