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world war 3 in my yard

2007-09-04T20:04:00.000-05:00

Im gonna kill those moles in my yard something special i laid down so much mole killer and poison and spike traps im gonna kill all those moles or a little kid or a dog. I dont care i just want to find dead carcasses on my lawn tomorrow morning.

Sum bitch

2007-09-03T20:08:00.000-05:00

So i come home from the reel big fish concert and i take a look at my yard and i cant believe my eyes. Moles somehow in 6 hrs tore my whole yard up. Fucking tunnels everywhere. I can not wait to go to earl may and pick up some stuff to end there existence tomorrow. Im so pissed i really take pride in my yard now it looks like it belongs on the southside of des moines. Man im pissed.

Reel big fish was good but a key member was missing so it was not the same show. They really lost a few steps with out Scott there to play guitar/vocals/trumpet. Oh well

Im pumped for sept 30th Sound of Urchin in La crosse but its a boat show folks. They got a boat and its out on the mississippi river. Should be a real good time and i cant wait to hear the new album which ill get a copy of at the show.

Tomorrow i work in Waterloo, which kinda sucks since its a long ass drive.

Today i went to clarion iowa to my finances family deal. It sucked and was boring. Highlight was buster going face to face with a 200 lb st bernard.

Yo yo yo

2007-08-22T21:36:00.000-05:00

man ive been busy and have not had the time i need to devote to this blog of all blogs. Friday im going to Davenport for the reel big fish show its gonna be a hell of a day. I get up and work at 6 am till 4 then go to davenport show starts at 1030 and gets over at 1230 ill get home round 3 am shower change and go to work 4am till 9 where i will then go home and pass the fuck out till i get up and go watch the UFC ppv that night

Reel big fish is also playing court avenue which should be great on the 2nd.

And thats about it

Fuck

2007-07-12T18:14:00.000-05:00

I forgot all about this thing ive been so busy. Sorry friends. This will make it up to you i swear. Its something special, especially his comments on Dibease and Tito

Damn ive been busy

2007-06-20T09:14:00.000-05:00

Nothing to good to post lately either, My bday is the 25th so get your presents sent soon!

2007-05-23T20:35:00.000-05:00

Some quick hits:

I sat right next to hooten at wrestling i mean right next to him. What are the odds. God put us together. I also sat with Al Hooten and Hootens sister Hootie. He clapped the whole time and ate the smelliest hot dog ever. Angie said he smelled like shit. Al had 2 large popcorns by himself. Hooten would cream in his pants when the girls came out. It was so weird to just sit and watch him for a few hours.

Ive worked 30 hrs already this week i cant wait till friday im gonna work 10 hrs of OT. Im gonna be printing money daddy. Ive also decided Dodge Caliber when the time comes hopefully sometime this year

Ill be wearing this to work tomorrow maybe everyday

2007-05-20T22:11:00.000-05:00

Hop on

I know Danny is ready

2007-05-20T09:40:00.000-05:00

but who else is pumped for the new Rambo movie? The trailer looks good and gory and violent add some boobs to the mix and you got a movie that gets kyle petersons seal of approval!

One of the worst vides ever

2007-05-17T11:33:00.000-05:00

What was Bas thinking getting involved with this.

Sorry for the lack of updates it may continue hopefully it wont but my new job starts monday with a lot more money equals most likely a lot more hours. But will see

The sheik does it again!

2007-05-08T08:56:00.000-05:00

Hes lucky Warrior did not close line him and hit him with the gorilla press. Good for Warrior, Sheik may be funny but he is the biggest hypocrite in the world.

I can so relate to this guy

2007-05-05T18:43:00.000-05:00

Intervention: New Toy Addiction - Brought to you by Break.com Video Search

The best of times and worst of times at Popeyes

2007-05-03T11:10:00.000-05:00

So saturday i was out and about and i realized i had a coupon for a free 2 piece chicken at popeyes. I was right by there so i thought id run in and grab lunch to go. So i go inside and as i walk in one door a group of 16 black dudes gets in right in front of me so i knew i was screwed. They ordered 4 16pcks of chicken so i knew it was gonna be a long wait for me. I was the only white dude in the place and it took me back to a time in KC when special olympics and i went to arthur byrants with the same circumstances. I finally get up there and give up my coupon and tanisha the checker says you still got one of these? I was like uh yeah. She tells me i dont think we take this anymore. I said yes you do it says it expires on the 16th of june. Finally the manger gave it to me like they should of anyways. I then had to wait 15 min for my food for a grand total of a 35 min wait. That sucked. However i got home and the chicken was acutally pretty good, so good its off the black list. I will go back. It also did not give me lucas freese which was nice. Speaking of its his bday today so take a crap in his honor or something

Fuck you walmart i quit!

2007-04-26T12:37:00.000-05:00

Today i go into jordan creek walmart to talk to the dairy/frozen manager. he had about 40 items that were fucked up so i got ahold of him and it went like this:

Me: Yo Clinton
Clinton: What you got for me?
Me: Oh just about 40 items that are wrong
Clinton: Blank stare
Clinton: You know i quit, i hate this fucking place
Me: Ha ha i hear ya
Clinton: No i really fucking quit im out of here
Me: So you prob dont wanna fix all the problems then before you leave huh?

He proceeded to walk out the door and yell to the store manager that he quits on the way out. They were hot cause hes got such a big dept and did not give any kind of notice. Pretty funny shit. Too bad im screwed cause shits gonna be more of a mess there now.

On a side note i got free pizza from sarpinos today. Thanks for the hook ups weller i know your reading

Mustache contraversy

2007-04-24T15:50:00.000-05:00

Im torn and dont know what to believe about this. I just wish these boys could get along.

Drug test follies

2007-04-23T13:39:00.000-05:00

once again i have a hell of a time taking a drug test. I go to the place they tell me to go to and i make sure to down tons of water so id have to piss real bad. So i get there wait 15 minuites and they tell me they sent me to the wrong place. I had to go to the other side of town. I had to piss bad so i hauled ass over there and had 2 wait another 20 minuites i finally get up there and they ask for my id and of course its in Angies purse and shes at work. So i had to leave and come back later when she gets off. I have the worst luck taking piss tests.

Bas is a Gypsy

2007-04-10T19:50:00.000-05:00

Woah the greatest acting of his career by far. Not easy for a real life super hero to act like a gypsy. Anyways this is his new movie and its on youtube for free. part 2 and 3 are linked to part 1. Enjoy

Don Frye

2007-04-09T09:37:00.000-05:00

Don Frye has really been giving Bas a run for his money lately. He fights balls out even though hes old and lost a few steps. His hockey fight style of fighting is great. He has a voice id love to have not too mention a sweet 80's tom peterson/tom selleck stache. Check out this new video of him i love how he sounds when hes reading.

Grindhouse

2007-04-06T14:30:00.000-05:00

I think this movie will be almost as good as devils rejects. Ive heard planet terror is amazing and death proof is so so. I cant wait to check em out

My parents got a new dog

2007-04-04T18:01:00.000-05:00

I forgot what its called i think it was a teddy bear? They named it Mocha for some reason. Im very against the name because if you ask me Mocha is a girl dogs name and this is a male dog. So im just gonna call him Nitro after my fav gladiator

Run in with a midget part 2

2007-04-03T13:28:00.002-05:00

I had to talk with the walmart midget again today and things went a little weird. I was trying to secretly get a picture of him but as im taking it he saw me and commented on it. I played it off as i hit the wrong button on my phone. It was a close call. I thought he was gonna headbutt me in the groin. Anyways i got this picture hoping to get his ass hanging out but sadly i missed it by a split second.

New house

2007-04-02T18:52:00.000-05:00

Pics by demand. We move in April 13 i believe

QUIRMBACH YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!

2007-03-30T08:37:00.000-05:00

My arch enemy that no good democrat from ames the only teacher to ever fail me strikes again. Now hes trying to get MMA deregulated in Iowa and looks like so far hes succeeding. Id like to go Iron Sheik on him and i have been holding a grudge against him for years. Here is the article

www.qctimes.com/articles/2007/03/29//sports//doc460b4d44c2539112186005.
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DES MOINES — Iowa legislators agreed Wednesday that mixed martial
arts fighting is bad for the state, but they couldn't agree on what
to do about it.

The Iowa Senate voted 35-12 to end state regulation of this type of
fighting, also known as shoot fighting, extreme fighting or ultimate
fighting. The bill will head to the House.

The lead sponsor, Sen. Bill Dotzler, D-Waterloo, said the bill will
shield the state from liability if someone is injured or dies in a
professional mixed martial arts event. He said the measure comes
forward because not enough senators can agree to either ban the sport
or modify the regulations.

"We've begun to realize the real danger of this sport," he said.

This is the latest step in Iowa's decade-long attempt to deal with
this rapidly growing sport. Monte Cox of Bettendorf, a top manager
and promoter of mixed martial arts competitors, said the state is
making a big mistake.

"De-regulating it is the biggest pansy way out of this situation," he
said.

Cox has concerns that a lack of regulation will be an invitation for
unethical promoters to hold fights in unsafe conditions. He said that
would increases the chances of serious injuries or deaths.

Bettendorf has become a center for mixed martial arts fighting
because of Cox and trainer Pat Miletich. Nationwide, the sport has
grown into a pay-per-view TV phenomenon, with hundreds of millions of
dollars in annual sales.

Sen. Herman Quirmbach,

D-Ames, isn't a fan.

He voted against the bill because he would rather see the state ban
this kind of fighting.

"That's not a sport. It is a barbaric, disgusting, degrading and
subhuman activity that really has no place in the state of Iowa," he
said.

The only physician in the Legislature, Sen. David Hartsuch,

R-Bettendorf, said he has seen patients come into the emergency room
with injuries from mixed martial arts fighting.

"This is a barbaric sport," he said.

A former Bettendorf legislator, Republican Rep. Joe Hutter, used to
be the lead defender of the sport in the Legislature. But Hutter
failed in his bid for re-election last year.

Without Hutter around, people like Cox don't know who to talk to
about their concerns. Cox said he believes legislators would want to
regulate the sport if they understood the safety consequences of not
regulating.

Boxing, wrestling and mixed martial arts fighting are overseen by the
Iowa labor commissioner, Dave Neil, who recommended the Senate bill.

Cox said Iowa is somewhat unique in having the labor department
oversee sports. He said the state would be better off if it had a
sports commissioner who was an expert in sports regulation.

Dan Gearino can be contacted at (515) 243-0138 and dan.gearino@...

Turtle Power

2007-03-26T10:43:00.001-05:00

This really sums up my pain of the year 92 and the disapointment to end all disapointments. I dont hold much hope for the new cartoon shit thats coming out. I wish more reviews were like this one

2007-03-20T17:29:00.000-05:00

And i am its official today yo

SirPaul

Another retirement

2007-03-18T23:23:00.000-05:00

First he retires as a fighter now as a coach. Bas hung up his coaching jersey for the Anacondas because now he is the host/star of the new IFL show airs here mondays 7-9 on channel 20. I liked rooting on the Anacondas but i guess now i get to see him host every week and announce.

Last night Angie and i had quite the time in Barnes City Iowa at a wrestling show. It was out there to say the least. We have also been way busy house hunting. I hate it but it needs to be done. As long as i have a place for my jeep and weight room ill be happy.

2007-03-13T14:58:00.001-05:00

Midget update!

2007-03-06T21:45:00.000-06:00

he was one of those dumpy looking midgets with the big ass. He also had a smell to him kinda like peppermint. He acted all big and bad ass. He definetly had the big man complex going on. He talked to me while standing on a milk crate. I had to pretend i had a phone call so i could get away from him cause my laughter was getting uncontrollable. I guess they made him manager cause they knew he would fail at it cause of his height and whatnot. Then they can hire someone else. He was also giving a lady shopper the eye i almost asked him if he ever pics up some normal sized pussy but i may save that for another time.

Dream come true or worst nightmare

2007-03-05T19:56:00.000-06:00

Well tomorrow for work ill be hitting up Indianola but there is gonna be something crazy there. I was alerted by a really good friend today that the new dairy manager is get this....A Midget. Now this is great except i have to talk to him. I dont know if i can keep a straight face its gonna be pretty tough. I hope hes not an overly funny midget or else i just may have to stear clear of him. I mean it would be wrong to laugh in his face right?

Randy Did it!

2007-03-04T10:09:00.000-06:00

I can not believe the thing i have been praying for finally happened. Tim Sylvia loses his heavyweight belt to Randy Couture of all people. It was probably the greatest fight i have ever seen. Randy took it to him for 5 rounds. I was in such amazement. Randy moves up right behind Bas in my book now after that. Never did i think he would be the one to end Tims title reign. I love it my life seems so much better now with him not wearing his belt while he takes a shit, shops at Kmart and eats at mcdonalds

I Just remembered

2007-02-20T08:52:00.000-06:00

Years ago i lived by a little kid who was obsessed with the Pumpkinhead movies. This kid swore pumpkinhead was out to get him for years he would always bring it up and for a long time it was the first thing that he would say to anyone. He really believed it and nobody could tell him otherwise. His brothers always told me he would barely sleep and would be up all night keeping everyone awake. He went on like that for a long time then I moved away and im not sure if Pumpkinhead did him in or not. My guess is yes because i never heard about him again.

How Peanut Butter ruined my life

2007-02-19T13:14:00.000-06:00

Folks i was one of the unlucky to get a bad bach of peanut butter. All i did was dip 1 reeses in the jar but thats all it took. I was puking and shitting my brains out since last tuesday night. It was really hell full of no sleeping and just hanging out and hugging the lucas machine. Today im finally pretty much back on track i have not even had a conversation with Lucas today.

I did catch a movie called Private Lessons on showtime early early thur morning that changed my life almost. It was a movie from like 81 with some hot nanny who ends up doing her 15 yr old employers kid. Tons of nudity and what not. It was a typical 80s movie that would never get made today. I wish i had a nanny like that when i was young.

ew

2007-02-14T15:25:00.000-06:00

Im sick as hell but still posting this blog. Mencia gets verbally beat up by Rogan bad

God Bless you Ken Shamrock

2007-02-12T15:41:00.000-06:00

I dont care what people fucking say he has the best facial hair in the world by far

Ask SirPaul

2007-02-12T15:27:00.000-06:00

I get a lot of emails from people wanting to know what i think of there situation so i thought i would answer some of these here.

Q: I'm a 24-year old engineering student from La Jolla, Calif. There's a girl in my lab that I really like, but she doesn't know I exist. What should I do?

A: That's a tough one. Let's see, what did I used to do to get women to notice me....Hey wait a minuite, you're the engineering student. You're supposed to be the smart one here, so act like it.

Dear SirPaul,
My roommate won't do the dishes. I even started eating off of paper plates, but the sink is foul and full of rotten food and our house smells like the dump on the Fourth of July. How do I get this guy to do the dishes?

A: Thats an easy one just dump all his dirty dishes in his bed when hes gone. Then put the comforter over it. When he goes to get into bed he will have a nice suprise ready for him. Or maybe give him a double decker in his bathroom and leave a note on his bed saying paybacks a bitch. He wont know what the hell your talking about and he prob wont know where the smell is coming from either.

SirPaul

I crack the DaVinci code of Anna Nicoles death!!!2141!!

2007-02-09T16:57:00.000-06:00

Folks i bounced this around in my head a bit today and i think i figured out what has happened here with all this Anna Nicole drama going around. First her son dies of an apparent drug overdose or something along them lines now she dies of most likely similar causes. I dont think it was an overdose people im on the record as saying it was murder! Who would do such a thing you ask? I have an answer. This Man:

Here is how it went down. We all saw Anna and her son Daniel together alot. They looked very close, in a close way a mother and son should probably not be. A creepy close if you will
. Im going on the record by saying they were fucking. Not loving sex they were just fucking and i mean fucking a lot. Folks you know what happens if you fuck a bitch all the time and shes not on the pill or whatever? You guessed it babies happen. This is what happend Anna Nicole had her own sons child. So Howard k Stern whos always been in love with Anna comes to her rescue and claims to be this childs father. But his blind jealousy of Daniel overtakes him and he gives Daniel his fatal fix of drugs which has been reported elseware.

So the next chapter happens Anna and Howard get together. Girl time of need blah blah blah he steps in. Well we all know Anna got a big settlement from her x husbands death well thats where Howard steps in once again. One thing about Lawyers is they are blinded by the all mighty cash especially Jewish Lawyers

Howard wanted all that sweet cashola for himself, so he gave Anna some drugs to kill her. However they say she had a lot of pills prescribed to Howard on her body, you think he would be smarter then that to have pills with his name on them but see he was like Ted Dibease he was blinded by the money he coulda been a champion with his own slave but he let the money get the best of him in the end.

Folks look at the evidence im sure in days/weeks it will all play out this way. Time to take my hat off and clean up for dinner folks. Till next time this is Scoop Peterson signing off!

The most painful day in at least 4 days!

2007-02-07T14:07:00.000-06:00

Today i get outta the shower and i stub my damn toe on my guitar rack about 20 min later i look and my sock is soaked in blood so i pull it off. To my horror i find the top of my 2nd biggest toe is about torn clean off. I finally get the bleeding to stop and i seal it down with a dab of superglue. Thats the definition of a tough guy folks. I then go work out and proceed to drop an 80lb dumbell on my other foot. I then accidently bust my knuckles hard on the doorknob on my way upstairs. I also cut my self shaving! I dont wanna know what the rest of the day holds for me

Yesterday i had the greatest Taco Johns going down but the turnaround was the most painfull stomach ache i have ever had. I think whiplash was in my stomach and slowly clawing his way out. It was beyond brutal

Ouch

2007-02-03T11:02:00.000-06:00

Folks sorry for the lack of updates but im on the injured list big time. Last wed i was working out and did too many reps on the deadlift and went a little to high on the weight which ended up fucking up my back and my right hamstring. Im in an unholy amount of pain still and have been heating and icing my back like crazy. Its slowly getting a bit better but it even hurts into my right testicle. Hopefully no hernia or anything.

Tonights the UFC ppv which could be crappy especially now that the main event is non title. I got 5 dollars on the Halverson fight so will see what happens there. Im also up to 230lbs and im definetly feeling it. Hopefully i can get 240 or so by march before i cut back down

Its Official

2007-01-29T16:15:00.000-06:00

Sadly Bas Rutten has decided to call it a career too many injurys have cut him down and his comeback. We can only hope the Shamrock brothers can pick up the slack

The Road to Denver (Denver Part 1)

2007-01-20T13:34:00.000-06:00

Monday morning i awake at 6 am in Des Moines Iowa, knowing my day is gonna be hell. Of couse we had a snow storm late sunday and into monday morning and i have to go to Omaha to catch my plane to Denver. So i head out at a little before 7 to get to the Omaha airport by 12 noon. I first stop for gas and what do i see but the newest and greatest candy bar of all time is now out. Its calledthe Reeses Crunch and man is it amazing. It starts with my favorite candy bar the 5th avenue then ontop of that they put peanut butter and nuts and wrap it all in sweet chocolate. Its the most amazing thing i have ever tasted and got me through my drive to Omaha. I saw countless vehicles in the ditch on my 3 hr drive which is normally 2 hrs but the roads were 100 percent snow/ice covered so it really sucked my balls pretty hard. But i made it right about 10 o clock.
I hunkered down in the airport and read my book and enjoyed a cinnabun (which has reopened at jordan creek mall by the way). My plane left on time and i had to sit next to the lady from hell. Being a bigger dude i had hardly any room in my seat especially in my shoulders which protruded into the lady next to me so being on an isle i leaned over into the isle so she would not be uncomfortable. Well this lady decided that she needs to have her legs in my area and her elbows in my area. She would hit me constintly on the flight with out so much as a sorry. Then when they attendent went to collect our garbage what does this lady do but hold her garbage right over my book for about 2 minuites waiting for the attendent to take it. I wanted to rip this womens eyes out and eat them so she would never get them back. I finally arrived at the airport.
At the airport we all picked our luggage up and waited about 10 min for the shuttle van. We get in this van and the driver wanted to know what we were gonna do for fun in Denver. I immmedietly said uh Casa Bonita! He looked at me with eyes ill never forget and said there are 2 things us Coloradians dont do 1 we dont drink coors light and 2 we dont go to casa bonita. He then tore my heart down dogging on the Casa the whole ride to the hotel. What a dick.
At the hotel we decided to get an early dinner i ordered chicken tenders but my waiter Enrique from Durango Mexico said no you order chicken tenders. wings, and cheese sticks for 2 dollars more much better deal. So i said what the heck ok. I get my food and there are no chicken tenders im like what the hell. Enrique then says were out of chicken tenders and walks away. What a guy. We hung around the hotel for awhile and then i decided to go to bed cause we had to get up at 7 am for meetings the next day.
I awake just starving and i could not wait to get to the breakfast buffet we had waiting for us before the meeting. I get down there and i shit you not there were strawberries and donuts and oj. What a shitty breakfast, where was my 7 eggs, oatmeal and bacon? Fuck i was pissed and ate a donut. The first day of meeting was all about how to use the computer which apperently 4 people have never seen before. We no joke spent 2 hrs on how to check your email and how to work the recycling bin. Finally lunch hit and boy was it a lunch to remember.
Lunch was at the hotel and this time it was the real deal buffet. I ate 4 chicken breasts, 1 piece of steak, rice, winter mix and 2 pieces of cheescake. The whole group was in shock how much i had ate, but with the shitty breakfast i was ravished. Lunch had an amazing moment where 2 workers who were 80 and 72 who had been married for 54 years decided it was time to get a divorce. All this right before our eyes. She told him she was leaving him because she was sick of his shit and sick of taking care of him cause i guess he just had another heart attack or something. Shit was pretty crazy but what i wanna know is why are these 2 not retired and why they hell are they doing my job? I cant imagine them being able to do anything hell they could not do anything on the computer. All together it was a shitty waste of time and i need to get a new job cause im bored to death with this one.

This guy looks like a Terrorist! (Denver part 2)

2007-01-18T19:42:00.000-06:00

Thats what the Denver police and security officals thought when they saw my mug in line at the airport security checkpoint. I was waiting in line next people i work with all 40-50 yr olds or so one by one we go through the line but then all of a sudden i hear you come here, i ignored it and kept walking thinking they were not talking to me but boy was i ever wrong. So the Denver Cop and some old ass security gaurd named Cleet of all things pull me to the side and take me to a lil room to the side. Im like shit what did i do? They take me into this room make me take off my hat, shoes, socks, empty pockets, take belt off and they also made me open my brand new laptop out of the box and open all the shit that comes with it. They sent all that shit through the computer deal and made me go into this phonebooth type room. This thing blew air all over me for some reason then i had to wait for the green light to go on so i could get out. After i got out they wanded me and let me put my shit on and go on my way. What a time. Everyone said what did you do? I said i guess they thought i had a bomb. Good thing nobody high up heard the bomb comment or id probably had a hand up my ass.

Next up me and another lady that had the same flight decided to get some eats because we both had 25 dollars left to eat on the companys dime. We went to Wolfgang pucks where i spent 23 dollars on a bbq chicken pizza, a chicken ceaser salad and a pepsi. I then stared obviously and creepy at one of the hottest women i have ever seen with some amazing fake breasts. She looked like Tera Patrick. After a good hour she left and i decided it was time for us to go sit by our gate. We sat there for an hour and low and behold they switched our gate with 10 minuites left before we board. We had to do a mad dash to make it on time.

The plane ride home was shitty bumpy and my ears popped like a mother fucker. I finally reatched Omaha airport at a little before 7. I waited for my luggage took a piss then had to wait for my damn airport shuttle. That came i got to my car paid my parking shit and was on my way when i hit a detour and had to drive all the way around the airport. I finally reached home about 10 that night a 15 hr day. Man that sucked. Ill post the first part of the stories tomorrow or something so be on the look out it will be about travel, denver, the greatest candy bar of all time, and Casa Bonita

A story that will go down in history

2007-01-13T14:42:00.000-06:00

I have a big idea come next week when im in Colorado. I dont wanna jinx it so ill wait till i get back to see if it went down how i hope. It could be called the great chicken nugget caper of 07 if it goes down smooth. Ill keep ya updated

On my way out

2007-01-12T10:17:00.000-06:00

Folks just an FYI that im leaving for Colorado soon and wont be back for a week so dont expect any updates. Hopefully i dont get snowed in or something like that when i drive to the omaha airport. My real main reason for going is so i can go to Casa Bonita i cant wait to see the cliff divers while im balls deep in all you can eat tacos.

Eliptical Ver. 3.0

2007-01-09T14:16:00.000-06:00

Yesterday i dropped 300 dollars on another eliptical. I have yet to use it. We should probably all pray that it does not break, if it does you will hear about it folks.

Doin the small town big

2007-01-07T21:52:00.000-06:00

Saturday was an adventure of adventures and it all started right outside of adventureland in altoona. I went into Walmart to get a protein bar, some magazines and some gas cause i had a long night ahead of me. Things got off on the wrong foot at walmart where i ran into a non reader who was working the cash register. Took 2 people to figure out what my coupon said because these people chose not too read in life. So i get out of there and i meet at a hotel in plesent hill where i hop in Devin Carters car along with another superstar of the squared circle Gage Octane. Folks we were on a road trip to West Chester Iowa. Little did we know the madness that lied ahead of us.

Ok so the three of us are driving to West Chester for the CEW Wrestling show where these 2 where having a match for the Belt. I was saying the whole way that this is crazy to heated rivals riding together. What if some hick fan saw this? Anyways we drive along telling stories of grandjour and we stop at Wendys in Oskaloosa. I got the usual spicy chicken it was a 6 on a 10 scale. Pretty so so. We finally arrive in West Chester a few hours before the show they go over things i sat down watched played Tetris and whatnot. Little did i know i was about too see something special.

I suddenly look up from my game of tetris and i notice a retarded fan was in the ring. Im not 100 percent sure he was a retard but it kinda looked that way. This guy was pushing 300 and may have been over that weight. He was clowining around the ring doing his best Warrior and Hogan impressions, while i stared on in awe. Little did i know he was part of the show. All of a sudden this dude runs into the ring with nothing but a speedo and a lucha mask on. I could not believe my eyes and i dont think the fans could either. After that i needed a break.

The break i chose was in the form of a walking taco. God i love me a walking taco especially from Hilton where they are top notch. Sadly this one was no where near top notch cause it was oozing with sour cream one of my arch rivals. I picked around it and chucked it in the trash and headed for the bathroom to take a piss. I go in and of course there is a 15 man deep line for the pisser and im next to some 20ish year old dude that thinks its cool to sing Nickelback songs in line at the top of his lungs. Really not suprising because after all im in Hawkeye country and i think 90 percent of Hawk fans may be inbred.

The matches were pretty good sans a few (looking at you Hot Karl) and Devin Carter and Gage Octane put on a good match. After the show it was off to another small town called Keota Iowa to a bar called the roost. We get to this place which was your regular small town hickish bar with Tombstone pizza on the menu at 6 bucks a pop however the oven was busted so there would be none of that. I sat around with the wrestlers and got a lot of praise and a beer bought for me from various fans that figured i was a wrestler. Devin Carter was ready to drink himself silly probably cause he had a knot on his head that was growing by the minuite. By this time it was about midnight and Octane and i were hungry and ready to get back on the road home. We decided Devin was not gonna drive his car becuase we thought he was half in the bag and there were 2 coppers hanging outside the bar. Little did we know we would be meeting up with said coppers in a few.

So we were leaving beautiful Keota iowa and the min. we get outta town the cops pull us over. I felt like Referee Danny Davis in the back seat getting pulled over in a car with bitter rivals the Iron Sheik and Jim Duggan in the late 80s. How would we explain why bitter rivals Devin Carter and Gage Octane were in the same car? Luckily it did not come to that, the officer pulled us over because Devin had a tailight out. The officer was nice enough to send us on our way with a warning. We finally get to Oskaloosa to get some food and less then a mile from the mecca that is Taco Johns we see a cop car and what does that cop do? You guessed it pulls us over. He rolls up to the window and Octane cuts him off almost immedietly to say yeah our tailights out. We get another warning and finally hit Tj's for some shitty quesadillas and some splended soft shell tacos. We ride out the rest of the way home with coast to coast on the radio without another police interuption, and thats all i have to say about that

edit: The highlight of the night though was Octanes spot on impressions. He did a 3 way call that was one of the funniest things i have ever heard in my entire life.

Words can not Express how much i love this

2007-01-04T22:13:00.000-06:00

This is truly the greatest thing ever. I thought the Sheik was on Fire on Brian Blair but now he wants a piece of Kramer. He respects George and Ellean and the big boss man jerry seinfeld but Kramer thats a diff story. You gotta see this one

Fuck an Eliptical

2007-01-03T12:03:00.000-06:00

No really fuck this thing. As i type this my heart is broken. I bought this Eliptical at k's merchandise the other day 80% off cause they were going outta business so i dropped 200 bucks to get this baby. All was cool and Monday Terry and i put the damn thing together. So Tue night im getting ready to ride this thing and 10 minuites into the workout i hear a brutal snap crackle and pop then another one. I open the fucker up and 2 of the wheel gears totally snapped off. This is not Terry or myselfs fault cause this comes pre installed on it. I was so pissed off and still am. I have a 90 day warranty supposedly on this thing. I called the company up and was on hold forever so finally i decided to leave a message and they will call me back the next day supposedly. I have a bad feeling i may be screwed on this. If i have to send the damn thing back to them i have to pay the shipping which would be a small fortune. Fuck im pissed about this. This is the 2nd eliptical thats has shit out on me the first being right when i hit the 1000 mile mark on it. My excercise bike is alson on its last legs. Do they think people dont use these things? They should last at least 5k miles or more

Fuck it all

Edit: After calling them up and pulling a Forrest Griffin on them they are sending me my money back because the part can not be replaced

1 Year Blogaversary!!!3124124!@41@$!!!!!

2006-12-29T22:16:00.000-06:00

Today is my 1 yr anniversary of my blog o doom Join my Quest for Fire. Thanks for all your comments your laughter and even your tears at the sad stories (looking at you Turbo)

So in honor of the big day here is a big announcemnt that could not come soon enough for the world especailly Pedifiles. You know who i mean

Ripped from the headlines:

December 29, 2006 -- DAKOTA Fanning, 12, who survived a Martian invasion in "War of the Worlds," has endured a rape scene in "Hounddog." Director Deborah Kampmeier, who had to hire an assistant to handle all her hate mail, tells Premiere magazine that Fanning's "mother, her agent, and her teacher/child welfare worker were all present for the filming of the scene, which was carried out exactly as we discussed it."

That is at the top of my must see movie list!

Peace Yo

You got it folks!

2006-12-24T13:51:00.000-06:00

A lot of people have been emaling/calling wanting to know if there will be a big celebaration on dec 30th, that day being the 1 year anniversary of my blog. Yes and no. Depends on Tom Peterson and his Tito/Chuck desires. If Tom is not down folks we are gonna have a big blast at Buffalo Wild wings by the Jordan Creek mall. We will be watching Tito Ortiz take on Chuck Liddell and dining on wings which i really should not have to pay for since im pretty much the honarary guest. I should probably just call and let em know a blog celebrity will be in the house so we get the VIP treatment

In other news late last night i decided to throw in the DVD called Hell of The Living Dead. Wow was this something else baddly overdubbed voices, a girl that just strips naked and throws some paint on her face and just happens to be able to blend in with a tribe of chocolate faces in the jungle. There is a guy who is bitten by a rat even though he is in full chemical spill gear. The list goes on about this movie, but it is now a Kyle classic and gets my seal of approval for you too watch on crappy movie night Terry.

Tonight is xmas eve and im going to my grandmas i cant wait to dive into those presents, so far its been a peanutless christmas which is a change but there are still 3 present openings to go.

Ive also decided its time to get serious and to bulk up. Im up 10 lbs in the last 3 weeks hopefully on my way to 230-240 before i cut back down in March/April. Ive been eating like a horse and Lucas Freese has been hitting me like a tsunami

Happy Xmas to all

Rocky and the great escape

2006-12-21T22:49:00.000-06:00

Well what can i say about the Rocky movie. It was good but i wish it would have ended differently but if it ended differently i probably would have said i wish it ended differently. My biggest gripe with the movie was i wish he would have went to Duke (my fav rocky character0 and said im getting back into this. Duke kinda just showed up, i wish they would have shown him building his corner team. I presume that and differnt endings will be on the DVD. I also liked that Spider Rico was in this movie which was an inside joke i guess from Rocky 1. All in all i liked it, but would have changed a few things

Gizmo is a fucking idiot. I open the back door and a rabbit runs out from under the stairs and Gizmo is gone he follows that rabbit down into the wooded creek and outta sight. Fucking dark as hell out so i could not find him. About 15 minuites later im walking around looking/listening for him and i litterely bump into him coming out of the creek. He was in shock to see me and jumped into my arms like he was scared to death. Folks im pretty sure he ran into the bearwolf out there. I dont think there is anything else that would spook him like that except Sasquatch and we all know thats not possiable cause he lives in the pacific northwest, while the Bearwolf calls Wisconsin home which is not far from Iowa and the creek i think goes that far.

anyways

Decisiones

2006-12-19T21:46:00.000-06:00

Folks ive found a new favorite tv show. The last few nights ive stumbled across a show on Telemundo called Decisiones. Now most of you long time readers know i had 2 years of spanish and i remember really none of it, but it does not matter. I love these spanish channel soap operas. They have the hottest latina chicks on there and those that know me know i love a latina woman. Ive really been diggin this chick something speacial. Channel 75 9pm be there i will be and so will she

Yo Dudes

2006-12-19T20:50:00.000-06:00

Today i made some kick ass teryaki chicken wings. I made my own sauce baked em for an hour then put em in the crock pot for another hour. They were off the hook and stuff.

Tomorrow night is the Big Rocky opening i cant wait ill be there with bells on tomorrow night!

Last sunday i had a very Clarion xmas it was quite the time. Angie and I scored a couple hundred in gift cards.

I also scored a couple hundred dollars in walmart gift cards from work as a thank you for a job well done.

I have to go to Denver for 4 days in january for work. I really do not wanna fly all the way out there for that shit i wish i did not have to go. I really need to pick up a new book to read on the plane. Im leaning towards picking up the pro wrestling hall of fame the tag teams book

Pumpkin Pie Milk bitches

2006-12-14T21:07:00.000-06:00

Today i was working and noticed that we sell Pumpkin pie milk for the holidays as well as chocolate mint, irish creame and assorted egg nog milks. Anyways i was a bit scared to try pumpkin pie in liquid form but i got the balls to do it. I downed it and man it was good. I wish i could just get an iv going and pump that shit into my veins its so good. I gotta be carefull to not like it too much cause its only a seasonal item.

I believe do you?

2006-12-12T17:50:00.000-06:00

Im pretty sure 99% of missing persons in the pacific northwest have Bigfoot to blame. I think Bigfoot likes to take these hikers that are always missing and take them to a better place on this earth and these people just dont want to be found. They would rather hang with the foot then go back to there regular boring lives.

On the other hand 100% of people missing in eastern wisconsin have Bearwolf to blame. Bearwolf does not fuck around at all and will kill you if he sees you. I cant wait to hunt him

You gonna let that guy talk to you like that?

2006-12-12T16:34:00.000-06:00

Pauley Shore gets knocked the fuck out

Theres a joke in here somewhere

Back it up

2006-12-09T23:56:00.000-06:00

in regards to my last post i may have had a bit too much to drink last night

Also the Cyclones cost me 5 dollars on friday. I will get the money back somehow from them personally

I had a vision last night at 4 am

2006-12-09T15:27:00.000-06:00

This man will be the next John Wooden in college basketball. He will become the most successfull coach of all time, Bobby Knight might as well move over now. When people hear the name Keno they will think of him and no longer think of the game.

1 too many

2006-12-08T15:13:00.000-06:00

I got a coupon in the mail from work last week for a free schick quatro razor and refill pack, so i said what the hell ill take it for free. So i get home and bust this thing out to get rid of my mountain man beard i had going on. I quickly realized that the future of razor blades are pure shit. The vibrating blows and really does nothing so far as i could tell. Then these 4 blades are shitty. The fucking thing clogs full of hair very easily and is hard as fuck to get out. I think ill just stick with my old trusty blades and add the quatro to the ban list

A Man with a Plan

2006-12-04T20:38:00.000-06:00

Ive decided in late april early may im taking a few weeks vacation and will be travelling to Wisconsin to find the midwest version of Bigfoot. The Bray Beafwolf of Wisconsin. As i have been up in his terrain a few times i know it wont be easy to find, its a tough area but im gonna camp out with a posse and hopefully get some sign of it. Im thinking of inviting my really good friend Chuck along with his Bow skills he could easily take it down if need be. Im very excited and i hope i can find this thing be it dead of alive.

Story

The more i look at my dog

2006-11-30T22:59:00.000-06:00

The more i think she looks like my man Crumb

This video is classic

2006-11-29T08:14:00.000-06:00

I like to imagine this is how it went when my sister spent all night waiting for one. I also like to think Terry would have said these things if he would have spent all night out there

WOW

2006-11-27T21:46:00.000-06:00

I was doing some Xmas shopping this weekend and i came across something that i could have sworn went extinct a few years ago. It walked by me and i did a huge double take. Lucky for us all i busted my camera phone out to take a picture of this crazy discovery.

Wow! Who told this guy that this was a cool look in 2006? His whole hair was crazy but that mess of a rat tail was just over the top. I mean this thing was crooked and a different color. Im not so sure he did not have a squirrel hiding in his hair and that was its tail sticking out. The dude was looking for computer parts so hes obviously a huge nerd but man. I wonder what side of town he crawled out of? I have a few guesses on that one

Redemtion

2006-11-25T16:07:00.000-06:00

Panera on university saved there pizza for me. I went to this panera with my free coupons cause the one by me was giving me the eye you know the eye im talking about. Anyways for some reason this panera has bbq chicken pizza while all the others around here dont. Man its good pizza and has redeemed paneras pizza effort in my eyes. The only negative thing is the pizza is very small and costs 10 bucks which is crazy so ill prob never buy one on my own.

Im off to Silvastrinis for dinner

Seacrest out

(D)elightfull

2006-11-24T13:11:00.000-06:00

Tenacious D and the Pick Of Destiny is one of the greatest movies i have ever seen in all my years of movie going. I think i like there new album more then the first one now. Something about seeing the skits the songs are in make it that much more enjoyable. If you loved the TV show youll love the movie. KG took his acting to a whole nother level. Im kinda suprised i have not heard a lot of people talking about this masterpiece. I will be seeing this one again fo sure

Pizza baby Pizza

2006-11-20T21:06:00.000-06:00

ive been on a tear the last week hitting new pizza places.

Red Rossa Pizza: This is a pizza place that just opened on university out by Bostons. Really good pizza and you get an individual pizza to yourself. I reccomend the bbq ckn. The crust tasted like nan and the toppings were good. It is fire roasted which gives it a different taste. I reccomend for a good cheap dinner.

Panera: Ive been going back to Panera since i have 10 free pizzas there. I went to the one on university way out in WDM and this one has BBQ ckn pizza! Its the only one with this and it is freaking good. However it is normally 10 dollars and thats a bit pricy for a little thin crust pizza. I would pay 5 dollars for it but not 10 but its really really good.

Nanas: I went to a place called Nanas in Urbandale which was pretty good. The pizza reminded me of Paglias pizza. The worst za of the bunch but still good

Big Tomato: I went here after the bars the other night it always hits the spot anytime of day or night, i just cant go wrong with the bbq beef/alfredo.

Nice knowing you Kramer

2006-11-20T10:04:00.000-06:00

People just cant speak there mind anymore freely i guess. Poor Micheal Richards went off about how he hates niggers with a passion and everyone got there panties in a bunch. I guess his career is done, or i guess more done then before cause he really has not had a career in some time. I wonder how Tim Medows feels watching this video?

Story

Prisons tough

2006-11-19T23:09:00.000-06:00

This Blog is a big deal to the people of Ohio and Prison. Yes i get a few emails a week from various prisoners so i thought i owed it to them to post this article. There is a lot of good info in this article. I think we all should read this just in case Vern Schillenger comes knocking on your door.

Basic Survival Techniques for Incarceration

Above all, you must realize that you'll be a prisoner like all the others, reduced to just a number, and no better than an illiterate Cuban whore or white trailer trash.

Never, EVER become involved in gambling. It’s a death trap, as sure as walking into an aryan fest with name badge that says zog.

NEVER involve yourslef with punks. Do not have sex with punks, do not associate with those who have sex with punks, etc. Many an inmate has been killed by a jealous boyfriend. This may not seem like the shiny happy egalitarian thing to do, but believe me, neither is dying.

NEVER invoke debts you cannot repay. It is best not to invoke any debts period. When you first enter any institution, you will be approaced with 241 offers. Meaning that the person will front you 1 item (pack of cigs, commisary food, whatever) but you will have to repay them two. This is a classic trap for unexperienced inmates. If you smoke, quit. If you want items from the commisary, etc. wait until you have money on your books, or your in a position with your prison job that you can run your own hustle, and have items to barter with. The basic rule, is to NEVER take ANYTHING on credit. This will get you killed or seriously injured or TURNED OUT and pimped to pay your bill real fast.

NEVER use drugs in prison, of any type. I will make an exception for Marijuana, because it’s not addictive, but again, ONLY smoke it if you can pay for it. Take NOTHING ON CREDIT.

NEVER collaborate with the hacks against a fellow inmate, and NEVER give any information up about another inmate.

If you are arrogant to other prisoners, you'll alienate them and create many enemies. This could prove fatal.

Always be respectful and polite to other prisoners, regardless of how weird they may act or dress. First, because you don't know who or what they are, and second, because respect and personal dignity are the most valued possessions left to a prisoner.

Never tell another prisoner what to do or give anyone orders. Don't tell the noisy ones in the law library to be quiet. Prisoners deeply resent being bossed around by another prisoner. Their likely reponse -- even to a polite request -- is, "What are you, a fuckin' cop?"

Never stare at another prisoner for more than a second or two. He may be a walking powder keg, set off by an intrusive stare. He may either assault you on the spot or wait until darkness. Even if he doesn't kill you outright, your face will never look the same again.

Avoid anyone offering to “take you under their wing” or help you out. Generally, they are booty bandits, or Jailhouse pimps running a well thought out and practiced game against you.

Your first days

Entering prison for the first time can be a frightening experienced The noise level is what strikes you and it is unlike any noise that you have ever heard before. It's human noise and clamor. That, coupled with the sight of those dreary bars, made me think, "Man, what have I gotten myself into here?!" When you have entered prison, you have entered a world unto itself. Each prison is different. What applies to one prison certainly will not apply to another. Generally, certain common things will take place. You will be taken off of a bus or other transport, and led into the prison. While this is taking place, other inmates will be “sizing you up”, and jeering at you, trying to intimidate you through fences, windows, etc. Keep your eyes forward, do NOT respond, and ignore it. Period. Once you are inside the prison, you will have to go through any number of humiliating experiences. You will get your photograph taken for your commisary card. You may be questioned. You WILL be strip searched. This is a very impersonal, and not at all private procedure. You and your fellow new prisoners will be hearded together like cattle, and then made to form a line. You will be forced to strip, and stand in line, sometimes for more than an hour. When it gets to be “your turn” in the line, you will have to raise your arms, raise your feet, spread your ass (to make sure you have no contraband hidden up there), raise your penis/scrotum if you are a male, open your vagina if you are female, etc.

After this process is done, you will generally be issued your staples. Your prison uniform, your blanket, etc. and sometimes a sack lunch. Then you enter the prison.

Nothing generally happens at first, but it will. You can count on someone paying you a visit, or someone stepping to you while you’re eating and trying to take your food, etc. Unless you are sexually threatened, or you feel that your life is in SERIOUS danger, it is best to fight. Fight hard. As hard as you can without weapons until a hack comes and stops it. This will gain you respect. It won’t keep you from having problems ever again, but there is no shortage of people who are so scared that they will submit to just about anything. If you are not one of those people, you’re less likely to have a problem. This stuff is usually a power issue, with someone who has some inner cowardice and wants to punk out someone to look/feel harder.

If you are stepped to sexually, or you feel like you run the risk of death, than do whatever you can to protect yourself. It is better to kill a predator than to be their prey. The other option, is to become chattel. Someones slave, who they can pimp out for money, drugs, commisary items, etc, and this is more often than not the case.

If you are ever raped, there is a certain way this horrible situation must be handled. People who have never been to prison think it can never happen to them. Don’t ever think that. You have to have it firmly set in your mind, and make sure others know that you realize you are not superman, and that it could happen, but it will never happen twice. If you are raped, you HAVE to kill the attacker immediately (or as soon as possibly) afterwards. This will prevent it from ever happening again. No piece of ass is worth dying over, and predators will move on to easier and more complacent victims if they feel like you have the will and fortitude to kill them if it happens. Often, if you show a willingness to fight, other inmates will help you out. This may come in the form of them telling someone not to fuck with you, to providing you with shanks/other weapons to kill the individual, etc.

Some people are of the notion that it is better to accept rape, or giving up your food, or any other type of submissive position, especially if you are a short timer and will be getting out soon. This is absolutely WRONG. First, you have a right to live as dignified a life as possibly. Secondly, if you are EVER sent back up, or catch more time whle you’re inside, or are transferred to another joint, your rep will follow you, and you will be destined for a life of a lot more of the same. This type of situation also almost ALWAYS has a snowballing effect. It never stops at something simple. Make one concession and you’ll be making them for the rest of your life (however long or short that may end up being!).

For brothers (especially) and sisters who are bi-sexual or gay; Do not engage in a submissive punk relationship, even if sucking dick is ok with you. The life of a prison punk is no life. I have seen grown men forced to wear a mixture of cool-aid and vaseline on their lips like lipstick, walk talk and dress like a woman, and I have even seen a “punk” killed on the spot for standing up to piss. We are skinheads, and we are revolutionaries. It is better to die than to live under that type of tyranny. There are always people in prison who want to have sex, and it’s not going to be a problem for you to find someone to get with, if that’s your thing.

Prisons are classified by security levels (Maximum, Close, Medium, Minimum). You will have different rules and types of people according to what kind of prison you find yourself in.

Although each prison is different, there exists three basic groupings in all prisons. This social strata consists of the administration, guards, and the prisoners themselves. Each group operates according to its own set of rules and values, while there exists an interplay between the three, and none being totally independent of the others.

The administrators of prisoners are usually people with years of devoted service in the penal system. Some are educated in the science of penology, but for the most part they are persons who came up through the ranks as guards. After taking a number of college courses, or gaining a degree in some social science, they were granted their positions and titles. At the higher levels of penal administration can be found a bit more educated persons who are more devoted to the penal system. These are the warders and people who help make policy decisions. In this modern day, they are usually Black people. For those who understand the negative consequences of incarceration, their appointments to those positions can be recognized for what it is, a divisive tactic. Normally, they are no more than mere figureheads who do the system's bidding.

Rules in prison are formulated to either antagonize or placate prisoners, but their main purpose is to control. The guards are the people who enforce the rules. They act as middle-men between administrators and prisoners. As prisons and people in them differ, so do guards. Some are real professionals. They respect other human beings. They spend eight hours at their jobs and go home. Others are the worst types of people. Dirt poor and barely literate, they exist in a no-man's land between welfare or prison for themselves. They deal in contraband and are capable of brutal acts (including murder) against prisoners. Most are former military people, ex-cops, or people who couldn't qualify for police departments. They thrive on having authority. Some hold memberships in racist organizations and Masonic orders. Suffering psychological problems, their world-view is negative, and that is how they generally view most prisoners.

The most difficult part about having contact with prison administrators and guards is that they usually operate from a set of preconceived notions about all prisoners. For them a textbook example of a prisoner is dumb, petty, passively or aggressively homosexual, scheming, and manipulative. Their manuals generally describe all prisoners this way. They tend to lump all prisoners into these categories. Accordingly, it would be safe to lump them all into one category as well. Expect them to be indifferent, authoritative, and brutal you. When you encounter an administrator or guard who is different, consider it a rarity.

Prisoners come from a variety of backgrounds. Prison is a confined place, packed with living bodies of every shape, color and size. You will find yourself closer to other human beings than you have ever been before, many of whom you won't like. When conditions are crowded, there is a natural tendency for people to band together for mutual protection as well as friendship. Most prisons are divided by groups. These divisions occur along racial, religious, and ideological lines, as well as gang affiliations. The administrators and guards usually know who's who, because they are kept abreast of the inside goings-on by their inmate informants.

There exists a class of people who are "at home" inside prison. They were conditioned for prison life from childhood. Starting out in juvenile correctional facilities they later made the transition to youth reformatories and adult prisons. They are totally inept as criminals and have been incarcerated any number of times. They are institutionalized and would rather be in prison than out. By conditioning, prison's safe, controlled environment is best-suited to them, a place where they are clothed, fed, and told what to do. Outside life is too difficult to grapple with for these individuals.

For another class of people, prison is a kind of homeless shelter. They don't necessarily want to be in prison, but in a sense they are forced to be. Unskilled, homeless and destitute, they enter jails and prisons for an array of minor crimes to be fed and rested-up. Prison gives them a needed break from homelessness and crack addiction. For them a six month to a year sentence is a heavenly blessing. They aren't criminals in the real sense but men and women who have been forced by economic and social conditions to take the easy way out time and time again.

For yet another class of people coming to prison is an occupational hazard. Crime is their vocation and they take coming to prison all in stride. It would be incorrect to type them as institutionalized, because they long for the free world. They make no excuses for what they did and openly discuss what they will do once back out on the streets. They intend to gang bang, rob and peddle dope. Their time inside prison is just an extension of their criminal lives on the outside. Many continue to profit from vices while in prison.

ASSOCIATIONS

In everyday life, whether we find ourselves in jail or out, associations are important. We are often judged by who we associate ourselves with. The old saying, "Birds of a feather flock together" holds true. Because of the close proximity, you will be judged more harshly by your associations by others in prison. We are assumed to be of a particular character or to engage in certain activities by whom we associate ourselves with. Associations are of two types, positive and negative.

One of the first steps toward change and self-improvement is to begin to choose positive associations in our prison environment whose influences will benefit us in the long run. One good look around will tell you that there is very little actual thinking going on in our prison environments. The real thinkers are few, and that is what makes them noticeable. You will find these persons taking full advantage of the educational and vocational opportunities made available to them. They use their time wisely preparing themselves for their lives in the free world. These are the best associates, and we can usually benefit from their insights and accept their advice.

There are others who are leaders of gangs and various other factions inside prison. In love with a feeling of power over others, like actors, they play-out roles in their own little Godfather movies. They control the drugs, gambling, extortion, and other vices inside prison. Their manipulative abilities are usually honed by years of jailhouse experience. They know all the right buttons to push, and they orchestrate others in doing their bidding. Needless to say, nothing positive may be gained from these associations.

As previously stated, the choices in our associations holds itself out to us daily. I recognize that peer pressure plays a part, also, especially in a close environment such as prison; however, when most people see a person take a definite stand to do something good, they will usually respect it. The same is true for ourselves. We must take that firm stand to take on associations that are right and in our own best interest.

TIME UTILIZATION

In doing time in prison, time is the essential factor. Our physical lives are measured by seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months and years. Time measures our physical lives; therefore, we should begin to measure time and become time conscious. In this way we can utilize our time in prison and work it to our best advantage.

If you look around the prison you are in, you will see a lot of time being squandered. Valuable hours of each day are being wasted senselessly in useless pursuits. There is no harm in recreation, but when entire days are spent playing board games, cards, basketball, and watching television, then priorities have to be questioned.

An objective evaluation must be made of each and every activity that we engage in. We can determine if the activity is beneficial to us by its end results (what we actually benefit from it) and how much of our time is devoted to it. An hour game of cards or chess can be enjoyable and relaxing, but when these games last up to four or five hours, then it has become a waste of time. - The same stands true of basketball. (Don't dribble your life away.) None of these recreational pursuits can change our lives or prepare us to be stronger revolutionaries who can go out into the world to face life's challenges.

The most senseless use of time in prison has to be constant television watching. There are adult men in prison who watch cartoons and soap operas for hours each day. They know all the soaps' characters, plots, and can figure all the possible scenarios of upcoming episodes. They live through the tube. They call television the "Boob Tube" because it will make you dumb if you aren't already. Its shameless, naked images will poison your mind and spirit. Its fantasy will rob you of all original creative thinking abilities. Constant television watching develops the dangerous habit of always wanting to be entertained, which causes laziness.
Television is a no-no. Cut out television for one month and you will be surprised at what you can get accomplished in that time. Knowing how to manage time properly is important in everyday life. When we learn how to get the most out of our days, we will come to know a real sense of satisfaction and accomplishment. There are only twenty-four hours in a day. The more you begin to actually do the clearer it becomes that there never is enough time to get things done. Then you will understand the value of time.

Here are some suggestions for successful time management: develop the habit of getting up early. This can be a plus. All that is needed is an alarm clock and a little will power. Think of getting up early as getting a jump on the competition. When the rest of the world is just waking, you'll be up, cleaned, groomed, dressed and already in full motion.

Begin to make daily schedules. Think of yourself as someone with a lot to do but limited time. At night before going to bed, list all you want to do the next day. Keep this list with you and check off things off as you do them during the day. Review the list at night to see what you didn't get done. Put what you didn't do on the list for the next day.

Set short-term and long-term goals. Goals are objectives and life doesn't have much purpose without them. In order to attain your goal, you must formulate a plan. For instance, your short-term goal may be to get a G.E.D. in six months. Your plan to obtain that goal would be to study for a couple of hours a day. Beyond this, your long term goal could be to earn an Associates Degree in two years. As your plan, you would set a pace for your classes in that two year period of time.

Our time in prison should not be wasted. It is time in our lives. This is the best time that we can possibly have to develop ourselves in all ways. We're being fed, clothed and housed (in my case "warehoused"). There are no bills to pay, no job to go to. To gain as much knowledge, awareness and skills as we can should be our primary objective. If the capitalist system has given you a lot of time, then you should leave prison with a college degree or several good skills. Get the best out of the situation and don't let the situation get the best out of you. This is how to "beat the system" and walk away ahead of things. You can do all of this by learning how to use time effectively.

Your Mental Health

Prison will destroy you mentally if you allow it to. Being in prison can be one of the most degrading experiences in life. It seems that degradation is the main purpose of prison. Dress codes, serial numbers, buzzers and bells, strip searches, inadequate privacy and lists of rules too long to remember are used as means to humiliate, tear you down and annihilate you psychologically.

Having a strong mind helps one to survive the rigors of prison. This calls for having a positive mental outlook in spite of the circumstances. Prison is a negative place. Probably some of the most negative thinking on the planet takes place inside of prisons. There are many broken people in prison who suffer from defeatism. They have failed in life because they never really try. When they see others attempting to make positive strides, they often criticize but never encourage.

Never count yourself amongst the losers. By keeping a positive outlook you will have the advantage in any situation. It can be quite difficult, but at some point all things face opposition. As prison can be one of the worst possible situations there will be many obstructions to your progress. In developing and keeping a positive mental outlook, you will remove your first and greatest obstacle --yourself.

Having a strong belief in yourself is vitally important. You must believe in yourself, that you can change your condition, that you can be a better human being. Believe that you can get out of prison and be a good father or mother or husband or wife and be a productive part of your community. You must believe in yourself. Hardly anyone else will.

How you see yourself determines how you see the world and others. Having a strong and clear mental image plays an important part in self-development. How do you see yourself? What is your self-concept? If your conception of yourself isn't strong, do you at least have some notion of the kind of individual you wish to become? Consider these things.

Thoughts are powerful. They create and give new life and can cause death. Never allow fear, anxiety, anger and doubt to run riot in your life and exert rulership over you. Negative thinking will defeat you. Be filled with confidence and optimism that problems will be resolved to your benefit. Have thoughts of patience and fortitude. Clear thinking is the best thinking there is.

Worry is the most senseless use of mental energy. I have seen others worry themselves until they become so overwhelmed that they give up all hope. We should not worry over things we have no control over. A pending appeal, a woman, unruly children at home, the skinhead scene on the streets, etc are things we shouldn't worry about. We have to realize that what is to be will be. You don't want to end-up dependent on some drug like Thorozene for your peace of mind or having some medical problem due to worry. Save yourself a lot of grief. Place focus on the improvement of your mind.

Knowledge is power. There is a vast difference between a learned person and a fool. The more one comes to know the more sensible the person will act. Education is the key. Prison will bestow the precious gift of free time to allow you to obtain knowledge and useful skills. Sublimate your energies toward gaining education and skills that can be used once you are released from prison.

Reading is fundamental.. The slave holders knew that an educated slave wouldn't make a good slave. When you look at the low reading levels of Black, White and Latino working class children and the general condition of mental slavery, we find ourselves in today, it becomes obvious. Valuable knowledge is contained in books. There are books written on every subject. When you desire to know about something, find it in a book. Books can open whole new worlds.

Reading can be a waste of time if you don't know what to read. Books are the plates on which mental food is served. Will you eat a nutritious, well-balanced meal or will it be Mac Donald's? Like looking at a menu, the choice is ours as to what we feed ourselves mentally by what we read.

Education without culture will only make an educated slave. Find the truth of history contained in books. Historical reading is the most rewarding and has a profound effect upon the psyche.

Do a great deal of reading to cultivate your mind. Developing a reading program will help. If you're not a good reader, then keep reading and you will surely improve. Never be intimidated by the number of pages in a book. Start with short books and work your way up. A steady diet of two books a week can't help but improve you.

Your Physical Health

Prison will destroy you physically if you allow it to. It would seem that is its purpose, to make you grow old, run you down, and cause you to suffer from ill-health. Knowing some steps to take a protect your physical being will help you get through prison.

Prison is a dirty place. Most prisons are old. Some date as far back as the civil war period. The drab condition of buildings over-crowding makes prison a fertile environment for pests, rodents and diseases transmitted by human contact

Physical cleanliness is essential. Always be clean and groomed. This is the first step in keeping yourself healthy while in prison. Personal cleanliness enhances self-esteem; plus, it makes a positive statement to others about you.

Concentrate on the total cleanliness of your immediate living environment (bed area, cell, etc.) Always keep dirt and dust to a minimum. Now I'm sure at some point in our lives most of us have had some contact with those "brown cousins" and prisons are full of them. But, learn to be intolerant of roaches. If you roll over and see one crawling up the wall at three in the morning, then get up and kill it! Along with rodents, they carry all kinds of diseases.

Physical contact is nearly impossible to avoid because of the close proximity of others. Probably one of the first things you will realize in prison is that everyone isn't clean. Some people are just downright funky. Besides filthy habits and bad personal odors, common diseases carried by others could range from TB to A.I.D.S. Watch what you touch and never drink or smoke after anyone. If you're in a cell with someone else, then keep a window cracked at all times to maintain an air flow. Avoid constant coughers.

Abstain from the use of cigarettes, coffee and all drugs. Those things are bad for us health-wise. Besides that, you don't want anything that is habit forming, something that you just "gotta' have" the first thing each morning. The use of habitual things robs us of our independence. We need to develop independent thinking for when we get out. Habits stifle growth toward independence.

Food is life. Most food in prison isn't food at all but what I call "filler". It has no real life substance in it and is used to fill your belly and keep you quiet and complacent. It comes canned and dehydrated, then usually gets boiled beyond taste or fried. The meat is usually ground up because of its inferior quality. Lots of potatoes and plenty of pork. Pork is the worst meat for human consumption because it's full of parasites. You'll find that because of the food people in prison suffer from many stomach ailments. As a general rule, eat less and you will be better off.

Fresh air and sunlight is essential to life. If you have access to movement outdoors then stay outside as much as possible, even during the winter months. Get lots of sunshine and breath in as much fresh air as you can. Also, it has been proven that the sun has a positive effect on human emotions and physical health. Physical exercise each day will keep you in good condition and help to relieve stress. One of the best things that we can do is stretch. Stretching keeps the body flexible. Some form of martial art would be beneficial. Prison can be an unpredictable place. Anything could happen, so it's best to keep yourself at ready.

Getting proper rest at night is important. Prison can preserve your youthful features, because you aren't constantly on the go as free persons are. You can walk out of prison not having aged much physically. Proper rest with regular exercise and a good diet will carry you through. Always get a good night's sleep.

Your Spiritual Health

Prison will destroy you spiritually if you allow it to. The experience of being locked-up can make you bitter beyond compassionate feelings for other human beings. You can easily lose what moral values you have in prison. The prevalence of evil and vice inside prison can rob you of your spiritual life if you are unaware. Man is composed of mind, body and spirit (or soul). The three are connected and form life as we know it. We know that mind exists because we think most of the time. We are certain of our bodies because we see it and have the sense of touch. But what about the spirit or soul? When we become better attuned to ourselves we know of its existence, because we "feel" it.

Constant prayer and/or meditation is the essence of spiritual life. It is man's way of calling upon and giving praise to the one great force of all the worlds. Whatever name we choose to call it, be it "Allah~ or "Yahweh" or “karma”, we must know that it is even above names.. Prayer helps us to understand our relationship to Creation and to other human beings. Prayer is the spiritual food that nourishes the human spirit.

Charity is a means of fulfilling our duties to our fellow human beings. If our-Creator is one, then His creation is one as well; therefore, it becomes our duty to act in the welfare of others, to want for others what we wish for ourselves. If we desire peace, security and happiness, then we should always extend those things to others. It is better to give than to receive. There are blessings in giving and, when we give, we will always find that we still always have enough for ourselves. A smile, a kind word, encouragement and a helping hand are all forms of charity.

Fasting is a way of purifying ourselves. By short periods of fasting, we can rid our systems of toxins, develop inner-discipline and focus our attention toward our spiritual selves. Fasting not only places us in contact with our spiritual essence but grants us at least a momentary mastery over the desire for food. It will also grant us an exact understanding of the deprivation that others in the world now suffer daily and evoke feelings of empathy within us.

Pilgrimage is a form of spiritual migration. It is a way of transcending beyond the cell, the fences and walls, those man-made barriers which stand between us and physical freedom. To perform a spiritual migration each day is to know true freedom. We all need a spiritual link to something, be it a church, temple, mosque or a distant place. It would be helpful to have persons in those places who pray daily for our well-being. It is in those directions that we should place our attention and travel spiritually each day.

Each one of us has the right to believe as we choose. Let there be no compulsion in matters of religion. Religion is social. Its purpose is to bring people together before Creation, but most often it divides them. On the other hand, spirituality is personal. It is how we relate to Creation and how we live. Spirituality lies deep within.

Fights

2006-11-19T14:50:00.000-06:00

How about that GSP domination of Matt Hughes? Man Hughes got demolished, i think his career is about done and i think he knows this. Damn that Tim Sylvia someone beat him already i thought for sure the Midget assassain Jeff Monson would pull it out but the over a foot height difference was just too much for him. The next UFC is gonna be a huge one with Tito vs Chuck plus a strong undercard it should be a really really good show.

On Wed night im hitting up the Midwest Cage show in Urbandale with Joel McKibben it should be a good show as well.

A few weeks ago I was down in Oskalooska at a bar down there. We were sitting around and all of a sudden a fight broke out. I jumped in on that as fast as i could to get in on some of the action. I really did not get to far into it cause the fight went outside. I woulda went out but i did not wanna pay the 5 dollar cover to get back in so we all watched from the window inside the bar. What happend was one of the greatest things i have ever seen. The fat SE Iowan started running his mouth and said lets go as he took his Superman T Shirt off. In SE Iowa you are not gonna fight till you rip that T shirt off even if it is below 30 degrees outside. Sadly the fight ended there but seeing the fat dude fly that shirt off was something to be seen.

Im alive!!

2006-11-17T23:49:00.000-06:00

Im finally nearly 100 percent. It was a tough tough rode back to being well. Thanks for the get well cards in the mail electronic and old school uncle sam mail looking at you Grandma Mert

Anyways i got lots to say these next few days on topics such as Bigfoot, Pizza, Razors, The D, Fights, Thanksgiving, Oskalooska and so so much more

ewwwwww

2006-11-13T12:05:00.000-06:00

man im puking pissing and shitting like crazy. I did not sleep last night. Im pretty sure i have food poisoning. This is the worst i have ever felt in my entire life. Im pretty sure the culprit is when pigs fly bbq in urbandale. My dad is also sick as a dog so im gonna say thats the place that did us in. It fucking sucks. Im gonna go die now

edit: Man im down 20 lbs from last night when i first got sick. I think ive lost every bit of water weight i have. folks this could be my last blog if i die from this

Panera what were you thinking

2006-11-11T19:38:00.000-06:00

I finally got around to trying the new panera crispani pizzas. Theres been a lot of talk in the pizza world about these so when i got a free coupon in the mail for one i said nows the time to give it a try. I actually got 12 free ones cause there was a stack on the floor of them so i got 12 free pizzas coming

Too bad the pizza sucked. I dont know what it was but its just not that good to me. I usually hate cheese pizza let alone a 3 cheese pizza but the 3 cheese was the best of the bunch. I cant believe they charge 10 bucks for one of these little pizzas either man what a rip off that is. Good thing tonight im hitting up Big Tomato after i go to the bars now that stuff hits always

Welcome back

2006-11-09T21:59:00.000-06:00

Folks anyone that knows me well knows that i blacklisted Hardees many many moons ago after 3 failed attempts at trying to get a good meal. Well today i was in Creston and i decided to give it a whirl. Normally id hit up Pizza Ranch but im going there on Sunday and Angie would not eat it 2 times in a week. Anyways i go and order the chicken sandwhich. My old sandwhich before times changed. Anyways this sandwhich was brought to my table almost like a nice sit down place. Folks my sandwhich was fantastic i was in shock. Pretty good shit. Then one of the workers wanted to know if id be interested in trying 3 new items that they will start carrying next month. They were working on trying to master the items. I got a free chili cheese fry, chili cheese burger and a chili salad of some sort. They hooked me up with free shit and even gave me a free news paper.

Hardees now off the black list. Way to go guys

Wow Alien Found in Chilie!!!

2006-11-09T21:56:00.000-06:00

Some dude found a midget alien!!! About damn time

1 more reason why i hate this man

2006-11-07T10:27:00.000-06:00

Here is Matt Hughes making fun of him like everyone should

Word

2006-11-06T21:47:00.000-06:00

12 McRibs in the last week my goal is 50 by the time the promotion is over. So buy me a McRib. Im gonna eat 5 for lunch in Omaha tomorrow then 5 after the bars on saturday night and 2 for dinner on Sunday night thats the plan for right now

First Lance Bass now

2006-11-04T13:23:00.000-06:00

Doogie Howser!!!!!!

Man he was amazing in Harold and Kumar i figured he was not even acting in that movie just being himself, but yep hes a fag. No big loss Harold and Kumar was the only good thing he did in his career anyways if you ask me. Just look at that picture of him, you think he was thinking about chugging a gallon of man seamen in that picture?

Hows about that Borat movie eh? At first it was not so good just seem like TV show rehash but it really made up for itself in the second half of the movie. Wa wa we wa indeed. Worst part of all this is now everyone and there mom will be doing the Borat voice all the time. I was just used to Carzoli doing it but now it will be everywhere. The nut huggers are out in force. Almost as bad is all the Chicago Bear nuthuggers that are all over now. I bet Danny hates that shit.

Move Over Pizza season...

2006-10-30T14:46:00.000-06:00

Hello McRib season!!!

I had the worst pizza buffet experience today in Newton. I hit up the pizza hut and i go up to the buffet all they had were bread sticks and apple desert pizza so i said ok well it will be filled back up in a second ill just finish off the breadsticks to start. 20 minuites go by and no pizza on the buffet and the place is packed no seats left in the house and a crew of 10 construction workers walked in the door. I looked to Angie and said this is gonna be a disaster and it was. heads were rolling and people were wigging out. They put a roni, sausage and canadian bacon on the buffet and they were gone immedietly. I got a slice of sausage and more sticks and said fuck this place and left. Fuck you newton pizza hut

2006-10-26T21:58:00.000-05:00

Woah!

2006-10-24T21:58:00.000-05:00

I cant wait to get my hands on this im gonna buy 1 for every room in the house

In other news i just got a pack of chocolate covered nutter butters at the Kmart by me. Boy was that a mistake i was feeling a bit queezy eating them and i look at the box they expired 2 months ago. son of a bitch

Celebrate Carzolis bday by shoplifting at walmart

2006-10-24T20:54:00.000-05:00

Walmart now allows you to steal 24.99 worth of merchandise without putting you in jail!

LINK

Busy November

2006-10-23T20:32:00.000-05:00

Man its gonna be a busy month in November. I gotta see me the good ole Borat movie on the 3rd also Angie is all about Saw 3, ill go but i hope its better then Saw 2 which was eh. I got my Dads bday to go to and i have to go to a bday party with Angie out of town. Thanksgiving is gonna put a hurting on me as well. The best thing for the month will be the Sound of Urchin show which will be good as usual. Thanksgiving night there is a MCC show at the KGGO arena with Neer in the main event which will be good. There are also a shit ton of wrestling shows for the month to go to.

Man

2006-10-22T10:14:00.000-05:00

The Cyclones Suck, what a waste of my time going to that game

That PRIDE PPV was the most surreal thing i have ever seen. Colemans kids crying there eyes out in the ring cause there dads face looks like Hamburger, then Coleman saying im ok say hi to nice Mr Fedor. Might as well have said say hello to your new daddy. Butterbean destroyed Sean O'Haire then the announcers dogged him which was pretty funny

Watch these while you can before they get taken down.

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What a Jokester

2006-10-16T20:45:00.000-05:00

Wow thats Hardcore

2006-10-15T23:30:00.000-05:00

Oh My Nose

2006-10-15T18:10:00.000-05:00

Ouch Rich Franklin got owned by Anderson Silva. Silva made Franklin look 3rd rate he just owned him the whole way, he also moved Rich Franklins nose to under his right eye.

Sherk had a great win on Florian in a bloodbath.

I cant wait for the PRIDE ppv next weekend that is gonna really be something special

Ok Guys

2006-10-13T21:22:00.000-05:00

Seriously its time for you guys to put aside your differences and get back in the game its been far too long. Theres nothing like a hardcore workout and busting out your guys tunes in the gym full blast

PS You'd think one of those guys was a fag but not at all

High Five!!

2006-10-13T16:24:00.000-05:00

Man today was a day of freebies. Angie got 100 bucks free for doing a good job with a secret shopper. So with this money we both got gas and some other shit for around the house. We drive to creston where there is an international delight display up, i take a picture email to my boss and a 10 dollar gift card is sent my way. Alright. We then head to the pizza ranch where i have a free buffet card to use so i get a free lunch. Folks im just getting warmed up here. So i get home and on my doorstep is a free 5 lb tub of new oatmeal cinnamon whey protein that i got cause i entered a contest and they were going to draw 50 names out to send them 2. Im stoked i won that shit normally costs 50 bucks. I dont care if it tastes like ass ill use it. For dinner i have 2 free coupons for chic fil a 2 get 2 combo meals i also have 2 free movie tickets to use. What a fuckin score

Tommorrow night is the big UFC 64 ppv party at my house folks and did i mention that i have a free pizza coupon to use at nick and willys? I dont share though. Ill be back sunday with my ppv thoughts and whatever else i got to say

Sad Night

2006-10-10T23:03:00.000-05:00

I thought Ken could recapture some magic 1 last time. I was sadly wrong. Tough watching one of your heros go down in there last match ever. Luckily my ultimate hero Bas Rutten has not lost in almost 10 years and hopefully will never lose again

Also Fuck Tito what an idiot i cant wait to see Chuck murder him again

Hes ready are you?

2006-10-09T14:53:00.000-05:00

Hopefully Kenny can pull it off, its gonna be a nailbiter for sure. Thank god Herbs not gonna have anything to do with this match

Dos and Don'ts

2006-10-08T15:25:00.000-05:00

Do Eat at Nick And Willys Pizza
Don't eat at Presto Pizza
Do eat at Pancheros
Dont eat at Quidoba
Do Watch The IFL
Dont Watch the indy wrestling on Channel 20
Do Believe in the A's
Dont believe the Tigers hype
Do see Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Dont see Texas Chainsaw Massacre the beginning
Do cheer on the Sooners
Dont cheer on ISU they are hopeless in all sports

Best Episode of Robot Chicken ever!

2006-10-02T22:05:00.000-05:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAd6gMfcN3Q

Yo

2006-10-02T10:45:00.000-05:00

This is whats going on

Open Letter to Best Buy

2006-09-29T14:04:00.000-05:00

What the fuck you guys cant have 1 copy of the new George Harrison cd? WTF you guys welcome to the black list motherfucker, how dare you disrespect George Harrison and myself in such a way

Fuck You

JKP

Breaking news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2341413541325346346!!!!!!!

2006-09-27T11:15:00.000-05:00

Screech Porno!!!

Man we are almost there, weve seen about every Saved by the bell castmember naked now if we can just get Zach to drop trow we will be set oh yeah and lisa turtle. I saw pics of Slater the other day naked on Nip Tuck man that sucked for my eyes.

This retard down the street

2006-09-26T22:57:00.000-05:00

There is this retard down the street that weirds the hell outta me. Hes prob 6'1 really skinny and walks all over town everyday. I see him everywhere walking around shirtless with his shorts almost down to his ankles. The fucker is creepy. He also sings in his retard voice as loud as he can as his music is cranked up extreamly loud on his old ass cassete walkman. You can hear him yelling blocks away. He dresses like a gangster most days, sometimes carries his skateboard around wearing skater clothes, he also dresses up in a full on cowboy getup with boots belt and hat, but the major kicker is when he dresses up as a pirate complete with puffy shirt ala:

I fucken kid you not he wears a shirt just like this. He also smokes a lot. This dude is probably 25 yrs old but he hangs out with a bunch of 12 yr olds down the street. Im rarely creeped out but this guy does it for me. As i type this at 11 at night hes outside walking around the neighborhood. He always gives me thumbs up when i drive by him in my mustang and my jeep. Im thinking i may have to run over him to save the neighborhood.

Super Sunday or Weekend

2006-09-24T17:21:00.000-05:00

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Today i went to see Jackass 2. I can easily say it was the best movie i saw today. If you like shit, penis, balls, horse seamen, and pubes this is the movie for you. Luckily i love all of these things so the movie was top notch on SirPauls movie corner.

I also watched the UFC ppv last night which was also a top notch night of fights. Pulver got pulverized, someone could have made a fortune betting on that fight 7 to 1 odds and Pulver lost. I also made money on the Swick fight which was nice. BJ Penn owned Hughes too bad he ran outta gas however. Too bad we did not get to see this part deux.

I also cant wait to see the IFL cause Militech lost to Gracie which i think is a huge upset. Speaking of IFL in about 45 min Bas Ruttens Anaconadas are gonna be kicking some major ass on Fox Sports.

I also went to the IPW show in Delta last night. Quite the place quite the show. Some new masked up and commer named El Diablo stole the show. Angie and i were about killed by an outside the ring moonsault by Matty Fitness that took out Johnny Fitness and the whole front row. Luckily i dont break easy.

Take it Sirpaul!

2006-09-18T22:22:00.000-05:00

Thanks Gene. You know i feel bad for kids that are like 14 and 15 having to work. I dont know why that is, its prob in part cause i worked my ass off at that age and it sucked. I was at Fazolis today and there was a 14 yr old girl dishing the breadsticks and cleaning tables for probably 5.50 an hour. For some reason i felt bad and when my kids born he/she will not work till they are 16 ive decided.

Tommorrow is Joel and I's weekly lunch date im hoping for pizza but he always has his eye on the mexican places. I will get fajitas if mexican is the case

Later Folks

Iowa Sucks but Pizza does not

2006-09-16T15:30:00.000-05:00

Man so many pizza places opening for pizza season i can not keep up folks its an impossiable mission that i can only hope to beat with all your guys help. New place opened up in Johnston that looks really good called wallys or some shit like that. Also old school paradise pizza is not rocking a buffet its been prob 15 yrs since ive been there and i think its time to go back

Fuck the Hawks, i hate them

Man i cant wait for this film to come out next year. Im gonna get the lotion ready for it. Trailer

Rock

Free Dog!!!

2006-09-14T23:28:00.000-05:00

Let Dog go i dont know what ill do if he has to stay in jail for a few years. Even worse Leiland and Youngblood are in the joint with him. I dont know if i could watch Dog if its just Baby Lyssa, Beth and Duane Lee. If that happens they may need to even bring back Justin to the team. Free Dog!!

Story

Goodbye

2006-09-10T20:35:00.000-05:00

Im sad that we never got too see you in Playboy

Jaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

2006-09-10T09:49:00.000-05:00