world war 3 in my yard

Im gonna kill those moles in my yard something special i laid down so much mole killer and poison and spike traps im gonna kill all those moles or a little kid or a dog. I dont care i just want to find dead carcasses on my lawn tomorrow morning.

Sum bitch

So i come home from the reel big fish concert and i take a look at my yard and i cant believe my eyes. Moles somehow in 6 hrs tore my whole yard up. Fucking tunnels everywhere. I can not wait to go to earl may and pick up some stuff to end there existence tomorrow. Im so pissed i really take pride in my yard now it looks like it belongs on the southside of des moines. Man im pissed.

Reel big fish was good but a key member was missing so it was not the same show. They really lost a few steps with out Scott there to play guitar/vocals/trumpet. Oh well

Im pumped for sept 30th Sound of Urchin in La crosse but its a boat show folks. They got a boat and its out on the mississippi river. Should be a real good time and i cant wait to hear the new album which ill get a copy of at the show.

Tomorrow i work in Waterloo, which kinda sucks since its a long ass drive.

Today i went to clarion iowa to my finances family deal. It sucked and was boring. Highlight was buster going face to face with a 200 lb st bernard.

Yo yo yo

man ive been busy and have not had the time i need to devote to this blog of all blogs. Friday im going to Davenport for the reel big fish show its gonna be a hell of a day. I get up and work at 6 am till 4 then go to davenport show starts at 1030 and gets over at 1230 ill get home round 3 am shower change and go to work 4am till 9 where i will then go home and pass the fuck out till i get up and go watch the UFC ppv that night

Reel big fish is also playing court avenue which should be great on the 2nd.

And thats about it

Fuck

I forgot all about this thing ive been so busy. Sorry friends. This will make it up to you i swear. Its something special, especially his comments on Dibease and Tito

Damn ive been busy

Nothing to good to post lately either, My bday is the 25th so get your presents sent soon!

Some quick hits:

I sat right next to hooten at wrestling i mean right next to him. What are the odds. God put us together. I also sat with Al Hooten and Hootens sister Hootie. He clapped the whole time and ate the smelliest hot dog ever. Angie said he smelled like shit. Al had 2 large popcorns by himself. Hooten would cream in his pants when the girls came out. It was so weird to just sit and watch him for a few hours.

Ive worked 30 hrs already this week i cant wait till friday im gonna work 10 hrs of OT. Im gonna be printing money daddy. Ive also decided Dodge Caliber when the time comes hopefully sometime this year

Ill be wearing this to work tomorrow maybe everyday

Hop on

I know Danny is ready

but who else is pumped for the new Rambo movie? The trailer looks good and gory and violent add some boobs to the mix and you got a movie that gets kyle petersons seal of approval!

One of the worst vides ever

What was Bas thinking getting involved with this.


Sorry for the lack of updates it may continue hopefully it wont but my new job starts monday with a lot more money equals most likely a lot more hours. But will see

The sheik does it again!

Hes lucky Warrior did not close line him and hit him with the gorilla press. Good for Warrior, Sheik may be funny but he is the biggest hypocrite in the world.

I can so relate to this guy

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The best of times and worst of times at Popeyes

So saturday i was out and about and i realized i had a coupon for a free 2 piece chicken at popeyes. I was right by there so i thought id run in and grab lunch to go. So i go inside and as i walk in one door a group of 16 black dudes gets in right in front of me so i knew i was screwed. They ordered 4 16pcks of chicken so i knew it was gonna be a long wait for me. I was the only white dude in the place and it took me back to a time in KC when special olympics and i went to arthur byrants with the same circumstances. I finally get up there and give up my coupon and tanisha the checker says you still got one of these? I was like uh yeah. She tells me i dont think we take this anymore. I said yes you do it says it expires on the 16th of june. Finally the manger gave it to me like they should of anyways. I then had to wait 15 min for my food for a grand total of a 35 min wait. That sucked. However i got home and the chicken was acutally pretty good, so good its off the black list. I will go back. It also did not give me lucas freese which was nice. Speaking of its his bday today so take a crap in his honor or something

Fuck you walmart i quit!

Today i go into jordan creek walmart to talk to the dairy/frozen manager. he had about 40 items that were fucked up so i got ahold of him and it went like this:

Me: Yo Clinton
Clinton: What you got for me?
Me: Oh just about 40 items that are wrong
Clinton: Blank stare
Clinton: You know i quit, i hate this fucking place
Me: Ha ha i hear ya
Clinton: No i really fucking quit im out of here
Me: So you prob dont wanna fix all the problems then before you leave huh?

He proceeded to walk out the door and yell to the store manager that he quits on the way out. They were hot cause hes got such a big dept and did not give any kind of notice. Pretty funny shit. Too bad im screwed cause shits gonna be more of a mess there now.

On a side note i got free pizza from sarpinos today. Thanks for the hook ups weller i know your reading

Mustache contraversy

Im torn and dont know what to believe about this. I just wish these boys could get along.

Drug test follies

once again i have a hell of a time taking a drug test. I go to the place they tell me to go to and i make sure to down tons of water so id have to piss real bad. So i get there wait 15 minuites and they tell me they sent me to the wrong place. I had to go to the other side of town. I had to piss bad so i hauled ass over there and had 2 wait another 20 minuites i finally get up there and they ask for my id and of course its in Angies purse and shes at work. So i had to leave and come back later when she gets off. I have the worst luck taking piss tests.

Bas is a Gypsy

Woah the greatest acting of his career by far. Not easy for a real life super hero to act like a gypsy. Anyways this is his new movie and its on youtube for free. part 2 and 3 are linked to part 1. Enjoy

Don Frye

Don Frye has really been giving Bas a run for his money lately. He fights balls out even though hes old and lost a few steps. His hockey fight style of fighting is great. He has a voice id love to have not too mention a sweet 80's tom peterson/tom selleck stache. Check out this new video of him i love how he sounds when hes reading.

Grindhouse

I think this movie will be almost as good as devils rejects. Ive heard planet terror is amazing and death proof is so so. I cant wait to check em out

My parents got a new dog

I forgot what its called i think it was a teddy bear? They named it Mocha for some reason. Im very against the name because if you ask me Mocha is a girl dogs name and this is a male dog. So im just gonna call him Nitro after my fav gladiator

Run in with a midget part 2

I had to talk with the walmart midget again today and things went a little weird. I was trying to secretly get a picture of him but as im taking it he saw me and commented on it. I played it off as i hit the wrong button on my phone. It was a close call. I thought he was gonna headbutt me in the groin. Anyways i got this picture hoping to get his ass hanging out but sadly i missed it by a split second.

New house

Pics by demand. We move in April 13 i believe

QUIRMBACH YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!

My arch enemy that no good democrat from ames the only teacher to ever fail me strikes again. Now hes trying to get MMA deregulated in Iowa and looks like so far hes succeeding. Id like to go Iron Sheik on him and i have been holding a grudge against him for years. Here is the article



www.qctimes.com/articles/2007/03/29//sports//doc460b4d44c2539112186005.
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DES MOINES — Iowa legislators agreed Wednesday that mixed martial
arts fighting is bad for the state, but they couldn't agree on what
to do about it.

The Iowa Senate voted 35-12 to end state regulation of this type of
fighting, also known as shoot fighting, extreme fighting or ultimate
fighting. The bill will head to the House.

The lead sponsor, Sen. Bill Dotzler, D-Waterloo, said the bill will
shield the state from liability if someone is injured or dies in a
professional mixed martial arts event. He said the measure comes
forward because not enough senators can agree to either ban the sport
or modify the regulations.

"We've begun to realize the real danger of this sport," he said.

This is the latest step in Iowa's decade-long attempt to deal with
this rapidly growing sport. Monte Cox of Bettendorf, a top manager
and promoter of mixed martial arts competitors, said the state is
making a big mistake.

"De-regulating it is the biggest pansy way out of this situation," he
said.

Cox has concerns that a lack of regulation will be an invitation for
unethical promoters to hold fights in unsafe conditions. He said that
would increases the chances of serious injuries or deaths.

Bettendorf has become a center for mixed martial arts fighting
because of Cox and trainer Pat Miletich. Nationwide, the sport has
grown into a pay-per-view TV phenomenon, with hundreds of millions of
dollars in annual sales.

Sen. Herman Quirmbach,

D-Ames, isn't a fan.

He voted against the bill because he would rather see the state ban
this kind of fighting.

"That's not a sport. It is a barbaric, disgusting, degrading and
subhuman activity that really has no place in the state of Iowa," he
said.

The only physician in the Legislature, Sen. David Hartsuch,

R-Bettendorf, said he has seen patients come into the emergency room
with injuries from mixed martial arts fighting.

"This is a barbaric sport," he said.

A former Bettendorf legislator, Republican Rep. Joe Hutter, used to
be the lead defender of the sport in the Legislature. But Hutter
failed in his bid for re-election last year.

Without Hutter around, people like Cox don't know who to talk to
about their concerns. Cox said he believes legislators would want to
regulate the sport if they understood the safety consequences of not
regulating.

Boxing, wrestling and mixed martial arts fighting are overseen by the
Iowa labor commissioner, Dave Neil, who recommended the Senate bill.

Cox said Iowa is somewhat unique in having the labor department
oversee sports. He said the state would be better off if it had a
sports commissioner who was an expert in sports regulation.

Dan Gearino can be contacted at (515) 243-0138 and dan.gearino@...

Turtle Power

This really sums up my pain of the year 92 and the disapointment to end all disapointments. I dont hold much hope for the new cartoon shit thats coming out. I wish more reviews were like this one