Drug test follies

once again i have a hell of a time taking a drug test. I go to the place they tell me to go to and i make sure to down tons of water so id have to piss real bad. So i get there wait 15 minuites and they tell me they sent me to the wrong place. I had to go to the other side of town. I had to piss bad so i hauled ass over there and had 2 wait another 20 minuites i finally get up there and they ask for my id and of course its in Angies purse and shes at work. So i had to leave and come back later when she gets off. I have the worst luck taking piss tests.