Crazy Dream

I keep having this damn dream everynight last night was the 5th one. I somehow got these 5 labradoodle puppies and i dont want my gfriend to get mad at me so i hide them all over the house and keep getting in zany sitcom type situations where i have to hide them in the fridge, dryer, closets etc. What could it mean what could it mean

Pizza Tour 06: The Return

Today was a day 6 long years in the making. I returned to little ceasers pizza. It was a huge success however i remembered im not really a fan of there pizza. I was once told by Tomato that there is not such thing as a bad pizza which is true i could eat any pizza but there pizza is just pretty fair. However the Crazy Bread brings it to a whole nother playing field man that stuff is good. All an all a goood day to be eating pizza. Tomorrow Angela and I are going to get some Papa Murphys to keep the streak going and on Thursday i got a date with another food broker at Sarpinos pizza to keep the streak going even further. Time to go burn those pizza calories off

Rock

Breaking news!!!!

I think i may have torn my left bicep tonight. I have been goobin on the icy hot and putting some ice on it. Your thoughts and prayers mean a lot!

Please send get well soon cards to cheer me up

Long day

Woke up at 7 am did an hr of cardio hit the road by 930 and worked till 2 then had an hr confrence call at 3 followed by an hour workout. Im beat good thing Angie is making dinner.

Lunch today the pizza tour continued as i hit up the pizza hut buffet in Ames. Tommorrow is Little Ceasers which i am really lookin fwd to.

Xmas party over the weekend i scored a dartboard. What a shitty prize. They gave a ton of money away i think the company is working for the mafia they should not have this much money to give away

Out

A Post that would make Peddyfile proud

Fuck yeah is right. Watching TV this morning at 7 am while i was riding the eliptical machine i came across this show called lazy town. You seen this? This has got to be the most creepy little kids show i have seen in a long long time. I like to keep my fingers on the pulse of these little kids shows cause i have a little kid sister and it makes good conversation. But this is a show she would not even touch. Its full of these crazy puppet type creature deals and this creepy plastic like villian and this super gay frenchy hero with a pretty sweet mustache.


But one thing i noticed watching this is the girl with the pink hair is pretty hot for a 10 yr old I would very much like to break her in in about oh 8 yrs. Shes got it i dont know what it is but she has it. She would be a good star in my little anal annie porno.

Go to your local bar and Make friends (fun) of a retard tonight!

Verdicts out on who the retard is however? Or is it

Creeping me out

What do you think Stinson is thinking about in this picture?


If you guessed Jared Homan your right. Stinson your man crush is hurting the team.

What a day yesterday

Yesterday was quite the day for me at work. Picked up Carzoli and we headed down to Amish country at 930am we arrived there round 1045 i did my thing and we were eating at 11. We hit up the ranch not any ranch but the pizza ranch. What a time that was as you can see in the pictures the pizza pie was pilled high and too perfection. And in the bizzaro moment of the day Carzoli ate a fair amount of desert pizza which at one time he loathed. The times they are a changing. We followed this up by heading to the casino. I was a pussy and only bet 5 bucks but i did not feel like taking a hit today or anyday. I wish i could say Carzoli did better but he took a beating as well. I love fucking with gamblers saying how ive already lost 1k or that im in rehab for gambling and should not be here etc. We left with our heads low but our bellys full of pizza. Good news however cause Carzoli went back to the Casino swearing he would get his money back and he did just that so good for him. Monday pizza hut buffet in Ames and Tuesday is going to be a breathtaking day as i hit Little Ceasers for the first time in over 6 yrs. Check back for that oh boy!

Moving on Up

Well it looks 95% done that i will be getting the Sales Manager job for the area listed. Ill be in charge like when i go to KFC. I have an interview with the midwest president and if it goes well the jobs mine i guess. My boss said most likely they want me to relocate to Omaha but i think i may be able to live anywhere in the area so thats a bit up in the air for now. It will be weird bossing around some 50 yr old guy but he will do what hes told or else. My boss said its going to be a lot of money for me whatever that means. Hopefully I get a million a year that would make me pretty happy.

I have a dream...

I was laying on the couch tonight and i had a vision that i need to write/direct/produce and star in a porno entitled Little Anal Annie.

Huge Announcement

Tomorrow i will Blog on a major announcement!

Quote of the Day!

sirpaul, you can mouth hug my fucking dick, you stupid cunt.
-Shaunsong

My Penis Hurts

This morning i got my penis caught in the zipper of my pants. There is a little blood and it hurts like hell. I dont think im gonna be able to make it into work today. Its a very traumatic experience if anyone has went through this they can probably relate. Times like this i wish my penis was smaller when not hard.

The Future is now

Ive decided today that its time i grow a full on mountain man beard. Ive been talking to long about it and had doubts if i could get the job done, but this time im gonna try real hard to do it. Im thinking of doing the full on Neil beard



Looks like Rob Zombie is coming to town on 4/13. Hes playing a small venue so it may be interesting. Im on the fence on going leaning twds yes. I am however going to the Insidious Rays in KC on march 7th. Anyone else that wants to go let me know. I know Petes brother Jesus said he was interested but the more the merrier or something

Kyles World Exclusive

You heard it here first folks, today i won 300 dollars in a Splenda sales contest, a 10 dollar home depot gift card in a meow mix contest and a 5 dollar blockbuster gift card in a Airheads contest. When i will claim these prizes im not sure but i know you all wanted to know

peace out brother

Rock N Roll

I can not wait for the Urchin Tour in June. I like to think this is in tribute to Angie and my Birthdays being in June. Hopefully we will hit a week or 2 worth of shows.

Rock on

God Bless Marshaltown Iowa

Last night I was alerted to the greatest news i have heard in a long time, looks like Marshaltown Iowa has a little ceasers pizza. I have longed for that crazy bread for a long long long time. I miss the days when Des Moines had many Little Ceasers but sadly it went the way of the dinasours around here. Next Tuesday is going to be one of the greatest days of my life and i cant wait. I thought my life was somewhat ruined with me not going to Ft Dodge and getting Taco Tico anymore but this more then make up for it.

Thanks to Chris Carzoli for help with this story

Pete Appreciation Day

Congratulations Pete stand up and take your award you earned this. You can claim your 3.67 gift card to Burger King at any local US Cellular location

I Love You

Saturday night

Saturday Angie and I went out with Pete, Jesus, Scott and birthday boy Danny. I had 6 holiday Bud Lights that expired in 2 weeks so i got rid of those before we went out to the bars. As you can see Buster enjoyed as well.



We got to Billy Joes and Danny stole the show with some great singing action:


I really dont remember the rest of the night from there, besides having a killer taco bell craving and then having it disapeer when we arrived at the border

Metros Most wanted

today in the paper a guy i used to work with is in the metros most wanted. 500 dollar reward. Say goodbye to freedom budy im turning you in.

I spent a good amount of the day doing crap today. Took Angies car to get fixed 2 times, had to mail out my amp i sold, had to go to work briefly. Tonight Angie is making me dinner it better be good and Carzoli is coming over to help me fix my weight bench. I need to buy a drill

Man if i see 1 more Taquito!

Ill eat it! Even though i had more then any man in his right mind should of had in 1 day yesterday

rock on

I hate cleaning

I decided to give in and help clean the house today. The dogs are away at my sisters so were getting down to some deep cleaning. I also went to Sams Club and got a great deal on one of these



and a slice of this for good measure



Well my neighbor challanged me to a race so i better get to it. His ass is mine

Pill Poppin

Lately ive turned into a regular old Danny Bonaduche taking enough pills to get full. Here is my daily cocktails emphisis on the cock.

First thing in the morning:
Caffeine pill
Ephedra
Multivitamin
vitamin C
CLA pill
Green Tea extract(2)
NOS (3)

Lunch:
Fish oil
pro mag 25
CLA
Milk Thistle
Flax Oil

Mid day
Pro Mag 25
Ephedrine
caffeine
green tea extract(2)
NOS (3)
Milk Thistle

dinner:
fish oil
Steel Rex(2)
CLA
Asprin
Flax oil

MC Vagina Feb 8

Well ill be dammed Mc Vagina is stopping in Ames home of the Cyclones. Be there or be square. This will be my second go around with the Vagina first being in NYC. Looking fwd to this


Here is the info:
Feb 8th

Bali House

2424 Lincoln Way

Ames, IA

$5, 21+

9:30pm

Best Show on TV??

I think so

I got some major beef with Hardees and im not talking Angus beef

Ever since i was a little kid i knew the biggest cluster fuck of a restaurant was Hardees(for those of you not in the midwest you may know it as Karls Jr). This fucking place has the worst food and i have not been for years for a reason. I remember as a kid thinking there chicken sandwhich was good but as i got older i understood why the world hates this place. Its just fucking dirty and over run with old woman, mexicans and guys in nascar Hardees coats. I wont even bust there balls about the pitchers of pop they use to refill the drinks. What the fuck is with them getting fried chicken then taking it away? Blacks round the world applaud this then they turn Hardees into a place for drive byes since they took away there staple of greazy fried chicken. Fuck Hardees i really cringe at this new commercial they have of this supposed to be hot blonde in her big Karl Malone esq big rig 18 wheeler eating a fucking Taco Salad. Jesus Christ Superstar why is Hardees dishing up fucking mexican food now. Pick a fucking road and stick with that fucking shit. Die Hardees. Ill never forget in high school i ate there 2 days in a row and was very ill afterwards. I have a friend who would go there after school on almost a daily basis and would fight blizzards to get a piece of there frisco in his stomach. Ill never understand nor forget this. What a fucking ramble mess this rant was.

Dont Reject this Devil

I watched this for the 10th time today. I cant get enough best movie of all time. Cant wait to see the Oscar bids.

Cds that rarely leave my car

My favorite band by far right the Sound of Urchin the diamond and the Jack and Diane ep rarely if ever leave the car. Best album of last year for me was Moistboyz IV. I would rather have a new Moist record then a Ween record anytime. The band i want to see live the most has got to be the Insidious Rays, they are killer and i just wish they would leave the east coast for a bit sometime.

Lotta posts by me today. Gives me a break from all this damn paper work