New Dog

Last week my gfriend decided to get a new dog even though we have 2 already. He is an AKC Purebred long haired Chihuahua. His AKC name is Curlys 4 Runner but we call him Buster. He is a real piece of shit. The other night he was laying on me and tore ass that somehow i could taste it was so bad. I thought i was going to vomit. He gets along ok with the other male dog of ours Gizmo but Lola wants nothing to do with the guy

Last night on New Years we hit up red lobster with 2 of Angies friends where i dined on the ultimate feast, it was good but not filling enough. In danger of my streak being over we stopped at the grocery store and i picked up a 4 meat Digornio thin crust pizza and ate part of it when i got home. Streaks still alive.

For new years i was way too tired from driving 4 hrs to my gfriends so instead of going to Ames we just hung out at home. Jesus anybody see Dick Clark the walking talking zombie last night man he looked like shit and sounded worse. But i would much rather hear him talk then that homosexual Ryan Seacrest. Seacrest and Clay Aiken need to grab hands and leave the closet together.