Car be sold Bitches

Amazing enough i was awoken saturday morning at 9 am with a call on the car. This was the first day it was in the paper. This lady however wanted me to drive to her house and show it to her, she was only 2 miles away so that was fine. She was just moving into her apt and said call me at 1 and ill be ready. So 1 i call and come over. She gives me some shit directions and hangs up i call back saying what building etc she says it hangs up. She then says ill be outside with a dirty coat and blue shorts. My god this lady looked homeless and scary and she smelled and had more facial hair then i did. I say wanna drive it she says no take me for a drive. So i do this and this damn lady tells me her fucking life story and name drops these people i would not know in a million years. Old Bob in marketing for Younkers was quite the character etc etc. It was horriable. I finally get a word in and say what do you think about the car? She tells me she loves it and what would i want for a downpayment? I was like um your not gonna make payments too me your gonna buy it straight out. Shes like thats fine how about i give you 500 dollars cash monday and you hold it for me till friday when ill give the cash for the rest. I was like ok. She asked no questions about the car nor did she want to drive it. Fucking weird. Her mom died or something and she is getting 150 k from all this and gets the money on friday. Whatever i guess as long as the moneys american and green its good to me.

She was the only call for the car for the whole weekend. I sure hope she comes through

Peace