Well shit the bed

I guess my parents put Rudee our dog to sleep a few days ago. I just find this out today. You think they would have at least let me come over and say goodbye or some shit. Rudee and I were never that great of friends but still i lived with him for like 10 yrs.

Goodbye Rudee ill never forget the time you bit Danny and ate my whole box of slim jims

RIP



Im curious if this is the best. Anyone from Brooklyn reading this give me a heads up. (Tomato, Seahag lookin at you)

Urchin, Urchin, Urchin

Wow what a night in Lawrence. KU is full of weirdos and smelly people and homeless people on all corners, about what i expected. Anyways great to meet and greet with Topsy, Chango, Old English, Donkey and the man that got me more then fucked up and made a store run to grab an extra tape JezmundToo. Pre show at Kenos pizza rocked my world as pizza usually does. Next time id get 2 monster slices for myself instead of a whole pie. Always good hanging out with the guys before the pre show, got to catch up on some buck angel stories woof indeed. Cant wait to hear about the day the Urchin plays out in Angel country.

It was damn hard to find a spot to tape the show since it was so cramped in there, Bliggy and i had the shit set up went to rock i come back and some fucker turned the camera pointing to the wall. I fixed that shit come back a bit later and someone turned the damn camera off, what the fuck is wrong with people. So i moved the camera next to B-ill for the rest of the show. Nice to hear my favorite song In Between like i said at the show its my new fight song. Tomato you always bust that out for me i think 7 or 8 of the 11 shows ive seen its been played.

After the show Topsy drove us back to our hotel where we crashed for the night. Next morning Angie and I went to worlds of fun where we both came to the conclusion that we are too old for that shit and rides make us woozy. We went on 4 rides and were board with the place. They had troubles with the mamba so they sent a bunch of test runs then finally gave it the all clear. So we get on get to the first major hill and the fucking thing freezes, we are all stuck at the top of the large hill for like 10 minuites while the workers come up there to fix the ride. Man that sucked and people were freaking out. Im not going to another amusement park till i have kids someday they are way too boring. I would go to a waterpark however.

Tuesday Angie and i made a split second decision to go to La Crosse wisconsin too see the Urchin. As we are pulling into town we see Tomato walking to a gas station i pulled up behind him and said um Sir in an old lady voice he turned around like dont fucking talk to me then when he noticed us he freaked out and was suprised we made the trip. Worst thing about the trip was the 4 hr drive. We were gonnna spend the night then we find out angie had a meeting at 11 am so we had to do the drive home at 2. Pulled into des moines at 5 am man that sucked and im a hardcore driver to do that leg.

The show was sweet and laid back we sat back with bliggy and watched the show and yelled out requests. Angie even got Green Green Gold played for her. Of course some stupid chick unplugged my video camera again. Whats wrong with people jeez

Everyone hop on

argh

its my bday im fucking wasted i just had a record amount of pizza for 1 day im goin to the urchin tomoorrow and now im gonnna go have sexy time! Wa wa we wa

!!21!@312

My trip to the Zoo!

What a time at the Zoo today. I was amazed everytime an animal would drop a deuce out of there stink hole. Fun times. There was a monkey jerking another monkey off which was hilarious too bad the picture turned out blurry. The pic below of the monkeys big ole testicles did not do him justice man that monkey was packing some heat.

I like the defense of walking in on a guy fucking your wife

Fuck the person that stole my Peeping Tom Cd

The video is a nice change of pace however. Man i love that Mike Patton



And one of my favorite Bungle clips for good measure:

Little man

This could be the best movie to come down the pipe in a long time. Count me in for opening day for this one. A midget convict pretending to be a baby oh man the hilarity. I cant wait for this one, if its half as good as white chicks its gonna be something special. Im so not joking about this either people

Cheese Crust pizza update

So the other night after the bars i decided to buy one of these pizzas that has a cheese based crust. Well this shit is not pizza my friends it tasted more like lasagna. The crust was like those lasagna noodles but was made of cheese instead. This pizza was also so thin you had to eat it with a fork cause it would droop all over. They were also out of pepperoni and only had 5 cheese pizzas and 1 sausage left. Thats a cardinal rule in the pizza game you dont run out of pepperoni or sausage.

All in all its worth a try but dont think your gonna be wowed into next week by this.

I also got hooked up with a free sample of the new digiorno garlic bread crust pizza thats coming to stores soon. Not sure how much it will cost but probably pricy. It was good if you like garlic bread with pizza toppings on it i guess.

I believe im hitting up Happy Joes buffet today for lunch good times good times. Im also hankering for Big Tomato pizza tomorrow night where ive been addicted to bbq beef alfredo pizza lately. Which is weird cause im not that big of an alfredo fan. God i should weigh 500 lbs as much pizza as i eat

Holy shit best video ever!!!!!

Im a total mark for Bob Saget and its about time something great like this came out. Saget is the man and i cant get enough of him. Great Stamos cameo as well

Ive seen it all

New kinda pizza on the market

I just saw this shit in the paper today. A pizza with no bread just a cheese crust. Yeah im interested yeah im gonna give it a try to see if its anygood, however is this pizza? No this is not fucking pizza. Pizza is cheese, dough, toppings and sauce. I also believe Cheese pizza is not pizza its a cheese stick without the work. Pizza needs a topping on top of the cheese. I dont care if its pickles on a pizza anything is better then plain cheese. If you read the article the inventor says he lost part of his heel in a lawnmower accident and with it lost his taste for bread? What the fuck if i had some kind of accident like that and lost my tast for pizza and kill myself. Just knowing in my head that my passion for pizza was now dead would be enough to kill me. Dude im fucking serious

June 25th daddy!

Lawrence KS Sound of Urchin and my birthday party all wrapped into one be there or be square. By me a coors light or a jack and coke. Also any KS regulars reccomend a good local pizza place? Need to get some Za before the show

Be there, we will be

Underwear problems

I cant find any of my underwear. I swear i have like 4 left i dont know where they all went. Someone has been stealing them from me. Ive lost a lot of clothes lately from chicks taking them and never returning them. But my underwear jesus

National day of slayer

Was a good day. I rocked out to some Slayer all day long celebrating 6/6/06. Good times. I also got a busted nose in practice tonight, it was sweet. My blood tastes like


I got some big changes in my life coming soon as well i do believe. Ill keep you all abreast of the situation. 18 days till the Sound Of Urchin show as well as my bday. Cant wait

Rock

The Johnston Heat on my case today

Today i was doing my little sister a solid dropping her off at her friends house which is out kinda in the stix where they are doing road construction. The road closed sign was up but said closed to through traffic which i was not. I was just going to drop her at the house which is the only house on the street. So i drop her off and turn around to leave and the Johnston heat was on my tail so i pull over not knowing what was up. As usual with Johnston officers they are dicks and this guy was no exception, here is the play by play and a picture of the action

Johnny Law: Son what business do you have being on this road?
SirPaul: I was dropping my sister off at her friends
Johnny Law: How olds your sister?
SirPaul: Uh 12
Johnny Law: Son can you not read? This is a closed street i should write you a find for 150 dollars right now
SirPaul: Uh i can read but there is no other way to get to that house, and i was not going through i was just dropping her off
Johnny Law: Dont argue with me there is detour signs all over to get to that house and the other house
SirPaul64: Um not her house thats the only way in im pretty sure of it
Johnny Law: son you better stop arguing with me or else ill give you the 150 dollar fine
SirPaul64: Fine
Johnny Law: I dont wanna see you around here again
SirPaul64: Alright

I then proceeded to tap him out with a rear naked choke and took his clothes

Picture of the day!

Were going with this one Daddy!

Oh yeah had Ci Cis buffet 3 outta 4 days this week, im kinda sick of it now. Time to move to another pizza place for awhile. I need to get back to Silvistrinis

Fun Kyle fact # 3

Kyle hates when his schedule gets interupted. I like to have my days planned out and hate suprises that deviate me from my schedule. Like last night i overdosed on nyquil and woke up way late today and missed practice man that pisses me off


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