Ive seen it all

New kinda pizza on the market

I just saw this shit in the paper today. A pizza with no bread just a cheese crust. Yeah im interested yeah im gonna give it a try to see if its anygood, however is this pizza? No this is not fucking pizza. Pizza is cheese, dough, toppings and sauce. I also believe Cheese pizza is not pizza its a cheese stick without the work. Pizza needs a topping on top of the cheese. I dont care if its pickles on a pizza anything is better then plain cheese. If you read the article the inventor says he lost part of his heel in a lawnmower accident and with it lost his taste for bread? What the fuck if i had some kind of accident like that and lost my tast for pizza and kill myself. Just knowing in my head that my passion for pizza was now dead would be enough to kill me. Dude im fucking serious