I was pissed on Folks!

Much to my suprise this morning when i woke up and brushed my teeth, like we all should lets keep those teeth healthy folks, i looked into the mirror and saw some yellow on my shirt i then took my shirt off too my shock and saw the back of my shirt was covered in dried up piss. I about died i then looked at the bed and saw piss up by my pillow and where my back is when i sleep. Either i pissed the bed which is a good thought or that mother fucker Buster pissed all over me. Thats my guess. Hes been a shit head lately hes torn up 2 magazines and pissed right in front of my 2 times in 2 days. I dont know whats up with him but if he does not shape up hes gone. I always wanted to be peed on while im sleeping by an asian woman not some fucking dog. Way to ruin my dream Buster