ewwwwww

man im puking pissing and shitting like crazy. I did not sleep last night. Im pretty sure i have food poisoning. This is the worst i have ever felt in my entire life. Im pretty sure the culprit is when pigs fly bbq in urbandale. My dad is also sick as a dog so im gonna say thats the place that did us in. It fucking sucks. Im gonna go die now

edit: Man im down 20 lbs from last night when i first got sick. I think ive lost every bit of water weight i have. folks this could be my last blog if i die from this