Fuck you walmart i quit!

Today i go into jordan creek walmart to talk to the dairy/frozen manager. he had about 40 items that were fucked up so i got ahold of him and it went like this:

Me: Yo Clinton
Clinton: What you got for me?
Me: Oh just about 40 items that are wrong
Clinton: Blank stare
Clinton: You know i quit, i hate this fucking place
Me: Ha ha i hear ya
Clinton: No i really fucking quit im out of here
Me: So you prob dont wanna fix all the problems then before you leave huh?

He proceeded to walk out the door and yell to the store manager that he quits on the way out. They were hot cause hes got such a big dept and did not give any kind of notice. Pretty funny shit. Too bad im screwed cause shits gonna be more of a mess there now.

On a side note i got free pizza from sarpinos today. Thanks for the hook ups weller i know your reading

Mustache contraversy

Im torn and dont know what to believe about this. I just wish these boys could get along.

Drug test follies

once again i have a hell of a time taking a drug test. I go to the place they tell me to go to and i make sure to down tons of water so id have to piss real bad. So i get there wait 15 minuites and they tell me they sent me to the wrong place. I had to go to the other side of town. I had to piss bad so i hauled ass over there and had 2 wait another 20 minuites i finally get up there and they ask for my id and of course its in Angies purse and shes at work. So i had to leave and come back later when she gets off. I have the worst luck taking piss tests.

Bas is a Gypsy

Woah the greatest acting of his career by far. Not easy for a real life super hero to act like a gypsy. Anyways this is his new movie and its on youtube for free. part 2 and 3 are linked to part 1. Enjoy

Don Frye

Don Frye has really been giving Bas a run for his money lately. He fights balls out even though hes old and lost a few steps. His hockey fight style of fighting is great. He has a voice id love to have not too mention a sweet 80's tom peterson/tom selleck stache. Check out this new video of him i love how he sounds when hes reading.

Grindhouse

I think this movie will be almost as good as devils rejects. Ive heard planet terror is amazing and death proof is so so. I cant wait to check em out

My parents got a new dog

I forgot what its called i think it was a teddy bear? They named it Mocha for some reason. Im very against the name because if you ask me Mocha is a girl dogs name and this is a male dog. So im just gonna call him Nitro after my fav gladiator

Run in with a midget part 2

I had to talk with the walmart midget again today and things went a little weird. I was trying to secretly get a picture of him but as im taking it he saw me and commented on it. I played it off as i hit the wrong button on my phone. It was a close call. I thought he was gonna headbutt me in the groin. Anyways i got this picture hoping to get his ass hanging out but sadly i missed it by a split second.

New house

Pics by demand. We move in April 13 i believe