Hibernating like a bear

Today i slept forever, i went to bed at 1030 last night because i had a confrence call at 7 am this morning. Well confrence call went till 715 so i said fuck it im going back to bed. I finally awake around 1230 still tired and say fuck it no work for me today. I then remember my grandma gave me a slice of pumpkin pie she made and it was hanging out in the fridge. I go down there and to my shock and horror it was gone! I immedietly grabbed the batphone and got my gfriend on the line. The look of disdain on my face was overwhelming when i found out she had taken said piece of pie and ate it. When she comes home from work tonight shes going to get the belt i think thats a small price to pay for ruining my life

Also the damn UPS guy came to the door today with my new laptop work is sending me however i was just in my boxers which is normally not a problem i like to answer the door in my boxers but this time i noticed my boxers were totally ripped out in the crotch area how that happend i have no idea but my junk was hanging out and i did not want the UPS guy to sue me for sexual harrassment. Of course the guy would not leave the computer at the door so i have to wait till tomorrow maybe to get it.

Fawk