Idiots

I just started a confrence call and i swear people are retarded. There are about 2 thousand people on this call so people are beeping in like crazy which is annoying enough but these idiots cant figure out star 6 mutes the phone. They have said this about a million times but johnny redneck in west virginia does not understand how star 6 works. Then Tennesee Jim is eating a sandwhich on the line and could care less that everyone has to hear him chomping. Jesus how hard is it? How do these people have jobs in my company? They cant figure out how to mute a god damn phone?

Edit: The call broke down because so many idiots could not figure the shit out. I never knew star 6 was so hard to find on a phone. One older lady started crying because she could not figure it out. Some people should not breed