Stamps WTF!!!!11231231!!

Today i look at the news and stamps went up 2 cents! Mother fuck i did not know it was going to be this soon. I have 10 bills i was going to mail today and now i have to go get 10 2 cent stamps. Do you have any idea what this is going to cost me? Im not rich, the man is just sticking it to me.

I love facial hair its the greatest thing in the world. Ive been sporting this for about a year now:



I cant wait till im old and retired so i can sport the santa clausbeard and the rollie fingers mustache :