Everybodys working for the weekend

Today at work i was accosted by an old man at the door at walmart kinda sorta. The guy looked a lot like this guy



I have my bag full of all my work shit etc and he stops me at the door and says im going to need to look through your bag and empty out your pockets. I found it funny that he wanted to check me out when all kinds of white trash are going right through the door but whatever. I empty out my keys and cell phone and he looks and finds nothing in the bag. He did touch my penis a little bit with his hand as he patted my pockets but he was not too rough. He then goes now who do you work for? After telling him who i work for (Sunny Delight, Hormel, Con Agra, Saputo, Sargento, John Morrel, Whitewave etc) he hits me up and wants to know if i have any pins for his fucking vest. Hes lucky I was in a good mood and hooked him up with the holy grail the Hawiaian Punch pin. Fucking Wal Mart

Tonight i dine on Pizza even though im trying to cut back on it just gonna have to make it a double cardio day.

Rock