Thursday, February 23, 2006

I guess im not gonna quit this shit


You know i thought of taking a break but this shits good for me and lets the world know whats what. As most know im single again, women you bitches you all suck. Last time i spend that kinda time and money on a relationship for a long long time. Angie is trying her hardest to get outta the lease with the moving away for a new job clause. Im hoping it does not work cause i dont want to have to pay an extra 500 a month to live here and i dont want to move when i may have to move for my job in a few months. Im really fucked if she gets her way. Then to make things worse i co signed on her car for her which who knows she could dick me over on and i dont want her on my credit anyways. She says she might come back just needs time, but i believe thats straight up bullllllllshit. All this shit makes me wanna go and kill

PS I had pizza for lunch

Monday, February 20, 2006

I love you all but i must go


With life getting zany and work pilling up ive decided to quit the internet. Ill be back someday maybe to check in from time to time but for the most part im done

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Sad Day

Today the pizza streak came to an end. Ive lost track of how many days its been but over 2 weeks. Its sad but not really, there will be more streaks maybe ill go on a taco streak nobody knows

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Holy Crap Marshalltown where you been all my life

Today in Marshalltown i really found out that i love this fucking town. I have never seen so many hot latina chicks in such a short amount of time. Everywhere i looked i would see a hot Latino woman. The hard on i had was unmanageable. I love hot mexican ladies, and to make things even better i had little ceasers for lunch. I proclaim this day as Marshalltown appreciation day.

P.S Scott can i be your myspace buddy

HAHAHAHHAHA

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

On The Road Again


man ive been busy lately. Today i sat in on a confrence call that lasted 8 hrs. Why i dont have speaker phone or a headset boggles my mind man my head/kneck/ear hurts. Work gave me one of these today. What a waste of time/money. Using this piece of shit takes so much longer then my regular computer but this is what they want us to use i guess. Shitty deal is i have to go to my parents or someones place to send my info since i dont have a home phone line.

Tomorrow busy busy day i go to Altoona,Newton,Grinnel, Marshalltown, Boone and Ames. Its gonna be a real long one

Monday, February 13, 2006

Taxes


man i got my taxes done today and it looks like i owe for Iowa taxes and the other one i get some back. So i am getting a grand total of 130 some dollars back. Man that sucks so much

Going gray

Sadly it looks like im going gray. Ive found 5 gray hairs this week after i got my haircut and last night angie found another. My dad just started going gray last year and hes 53 however i think im getting this from my dads dad who went totally gray at 35 and white at 40. Its kinda sad but cool in a way at the same time.

I would not mind if i had a cool do like this:


Ive also had a few white hairs pop up in my beard as well as a few Dennis Baker Reds pop in. My hair is going crazy!

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Pizza Update

how could i forget to update this im going strong real strong so strong that i have had only pizza in my system the last 2 days. The streak may have to end soon however because with the busted eliptical i may become pretty fat.

Rock on

Worst day ever


im watching the KU IA state basketball game riding the eliptical machine and the fucking thing falls apart while im in mid stride some damn bolt snapped and thats that. thing was origionally 3 hundred something but i scored a deal and got it on clearence for 45. At least i did not pay full price but im still pissed.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Dear Paul McCartney



Please dont ever talk or perform with these guys again

Love Kyle

Thursday, February 09, 2006

MC Vagina and Bukkake Dukakis pictures










And Why not a picture from memory lane:

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Haircut woes



I hate having to get a haircut and i try and go once every 3 months by using the chop it all off then let it all grow back routine. I decided today why i hate haircuts so much. Its because of lately there are way too many dudes cutting my hair. All i want is some hot 20 something too cut my hair, i dont want Van a Korean transplant that goes into business for himself and does whatever the hell he wants to do. Today some dude named Marty cut my hair this guy said he was married but i know hes gay. This guy was 6'3 about 125 and had the softest voice. He tried to talk sports with me but i was just not buying it. If im going to get my haircut by a man i want it to be by a guy like this:


Not like this:

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Vagina

tomorrow is the big day/night MC Vagina Ames Iowa Bali Satay 930. Tis gonna be funky and im stopping for pizza in Ames. Pics and review to follow

Today i had pizza combos thats really a stretch for the pizza streak but fuck it im counting it.
Later

Monday, February 06, 2006

Poor BB first Diabeties now this


LOS ANGELES (AP) - B.B. King's dog, Lucille, has disappeared, and the legendary bluesman is offering an autographed copy of one of his signature "Lucille" guitars in an effort to get her back.

The 2-year-old white female Maltese, named after King's signature guitar, went missing about 10 days ago in West Hollywood while she was under the care of his co-manager, Matthew Lieberman.

"We're not sure how she got out of the yard, perhaps a gate was ajar," Lieberman said in a statement Monday.

Canvassing nearby animal shelters and putting up some 500 signs failed to turn up any trace of Lucille so the 80-year-old musician decided to offer a signed guitar as a reward.

Bored


Man today and last night were the first time in a long time that I have been bored outta my mind. I usually have something i can do be it paperwork,cleaning etc but i had nothing so i went to bed at 930 last night. Woke up at 7 am this morning hit the exercise bike for an hour did laundry made breakfast took a shower went to work home by 1130 made salmon for lunch and that's all I had to do today. So bored this afternoon I called up my grandma for small talk. That my friends is the epitome of boredom. Just finished another hour on the bike so im gonna take a shower.

In work news today i was bummed because i recieved an email from my boss saying they have decided to wait a while for the new sales manager job until a few stores get built and a few people get switched around. Bummed me out big time. Then seconds ago my boss emails me saying shits back on. I am bored to death with my current job and need more of a challenge and the money does not hurt either.

I see the worst sporting event ever is coming up the winter olympics what a fucking snooze fest full of shitty sports i would not watch even if i got a BJ from Tera Patrick. What the fuck is with the summer olympics dropping Baseball jesus dropping Baseball while keeping shitty events like table tennis and handball thats a travisty. I think they should add Mixed martial arts to the olympics and get rid of boxing which is a dead sport if there ever was one. MMA is the future and boxing is way old hat.

Oh yeah i scored a pizza roll today to keep the streak at day 11. Im counting it

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Thanks for the pizza Daloris




She was extra nice to me when i told her of the streak. 10 days baby
I love you Daloris

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Thoughts





lot to talk about so im getting down to business.

Man i could not find my cellphone for the life of me today, looked everywhere thankfully it was in Angies car. I was just outta touch with the world without out.

Ive fully recoverd from pizza last night/today. Thats i believe 9 days in a row with some pizza in my system. I rule

Last night i scored a pizza stone and pizza cutter for 1.59. Fucking bargain. A real pizza enthusiast like myself needs one of these on hand at all times, and a conosour like myself can not have enough pizza cutters on hand. Fucking stones a lot of fucking work but its worth it. Dont even think about putting the stone in water or soap thats a big no no. I had to bake the stone for an hour at 500 degrees to break the sum bitch in. Good eating for me it works well

Man i was working out today in my boxers like usual. Something just freeing about working out in your boxers i dont know what it is but i dont have a good workout unless im wearing them. Anyways i realized i only have about 10 pairs of underwear to my name and no kidding 8 of them are from 1996. I have went almost 10 years without buying new underwear. I have had some amazing underwear. However about everypair but 2 have ripped in the last week they have just given out. Time for me to go about buying underwear for the first time in my life. I dont even know how it works really size wise etc. Its gonna be funky

Well..

I dont reccomend cappicola on a pizza. It definetly put a hurtin on me that i have not recovered from as of yet.

Im looking into getting tickets for the Boat show in NYC again this year. If i book now for 8/12 which is just a guess when its gonna be its only lil over 800 dollars for 2 people thats pretty good

Excuse me i have a pizza in the oven

Thursday, February 02, 2006

How rude indeed!


Former Full House cutie Jodie Sweetin has earned herself a spot on the lengthy list of child stars gone wrong. During an appearance on Good Morning America Wednesday, Sweetin, who played middle sister Stephanie Tanner on the hit sitcom, revealed that she is a recovering meth addict and once battled a daily drug habit. The ex-actress, 24, said she had trouble figuring out how to adjust to a regular childhood existence after Full House ended its run in 1995. "There is a certain sense of loss when a series ends," Sweetin said. "It is kind of hard to figure out who you are when you've lost your job at age 13, when that was basically how you identified yourself." In an attempt to lead a "normal" kid's life, Sweetin attended high school and college, graduating with a degree in liberal arts. In 2002, she married a Los Angeles police officer. Though she occasionally appeared in bit parts on TV series, including Party of Five and Yes, Dear, Sweetin's acting career essentially stalled after Full House.Two years ago, bored and unemployed, the former child star began experimenting with drugs as a way to pass the time. She was soon addicted to methamphetamine and using the debilitating drug every day. Though Sweetin stops short of blaming her addiction on her child star lifestyle, she concedes that her career may have stripped her of some of the benefits of a typical childhood. "Growing up in the business you have to grow up very fast--you do have a different type of childhood, that has its benefits and it has its drawbacks," Sweetin said Wednesday. After a particularly bad three-day bender, which reportedly resulted in an intervention staged by her former Full House costars, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, John Stamos and Bob Saget, Sweetin checked herself into Promises rehab facility for six weeks of intensive therapy. Clean and sober since March of last year, Sweetin now admits she was "living a total double life." "I was married to a police officer--we are going through a divorce right now--he had no idea," she said. Since kicking her addiction, Sweetin says she now hopes to get back into acting. "I want to make movies, TV series, wherever the career takes me," she said. "I really hope this isn't the last people hear of me. In fact, I would like to make this a footnote in my career, not the end."

Say it aint so. Ill never forget the time travis lightner spit in her face at valley west mall. As Michelle would say How Rude!

Pizza Tour Continued


Today i hit sarpinos pizza and man was it good. I only had 2 pieces which was nowhere near enough to fill me but it counts. Tomorrow is gonna be tough i have a small frozen pizza as back up just in case i cant go anywhere for pizza which looks like it may be the case. Who woulda thought this place was run by the russian mob? Believe it

The Waiting is the hardest part


Boy Tom Petty really hit the nail on the head with that one. I have been waiting for a week now about the new position im up for and its killing me. Finally last night my boss sends me an email saying that whoever gets the Sales Manager position will take over as boss of my territory. Thats good and bad. Its good because that means i might not have to move to Omaha. I got nothing against moving besides my gym in my basement. About 5 thousand pounds of weight that im going to have to move if i move and that would suck. Im pretty confident about getting the job but i have a small bit of doubt seeing as how all the managers in that position are at least 50 yrs old, so i would be pretty young. The worst thing about it is if i dont get the job whoever does is my new boss so i will always look at that guy and say dammit that should have been me. One bad part if i get the job will be i will have to find someone to replace me and someone to work in the Sioux City area ASAP or else ill be doing all that work and i definetly dont want all that extra work on my plate

(Edit: Sorry about the Tom Petty pic man hes freaky and will prob give nightmares. I cant stand Petty. The best thing he ever did was copy Roger McGuinn and slime his way in with Dylan and Harrison.)

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

I miss you..

Fat Kids



You know what i dont see nearly enough on tv anymore is fat children. I love flipping on Maury and seeing a 3 yrs old that weighs 167 lbs. Its been far too long since ive seen this fat kids in adult diapers. Now this is the kind of little kid i enjoy seeing pictures of. I hate when people show me pics of a baby and say aw hes so cute huh? I play along and say yeah sure even though the baby looks like every other baby ive ever seen in my life. I want to see something a bit different and a fat baby in diapers is different.

Expect a Pizza Update tomorrow

Rock

Thoughts


Hell of a pizza tonight it was a 9/10.


The Pink Panther looks like the worst movie ever, why would anyone want to see this? I did not even think the Peter Sellers versions were very good. Best thing Peter Sellers ever did was get a Beatles Bootleg into circulation. Id go so far as to say that Steve Martin has never been funny. I really cant think of 1 funny thing hes ever done.



Why does Charlie Murphy not have his own show or something going on? He was the best thing on the Chapelle show, and really the only reason i ever watched. I cant stand Eddie Murphy but i could do with a lot more charlie murphy.

long day

man i did 3 retail reports today plus i had to run some errands on top of my regular workday im fucking beat to hell. The saving grace of the day will be tonight when i mark my 7th day in a row with pizza as Angie and i are eating one of these




I cant wait im starving