Haircut woes

I hate having to get a haircut and i try and go once every 3 months by using the chop it all off then let it all grow back routine. I decided today why i hate haircuts so much. Its because of lately there are way too many dudes cutting my hair. All i want is some hot 20 something too cut my hair, i dont want Van a Korean transplant that goes into business for himself and does whatever the hell he wants to do. Today some dude named Marty cut my hair this guy said he was married but i know hes gay. This guy was 6'3 about 125 and had the softest voice. He tried to talk sports with me but i was just not buying it. If im going to get my haircut by a man i want it to be by a guy like this:


Not like this: