Friday night

im calling you guys out

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Dudes update your blog or shut them down this is ridiculous. Dissapointed is an understatement on the ball dropping that has gone on here. Scott so many NCAA storys you could have shared, danny so many work related stories or stories of my visits. Come on guys get to it

Pizza Pizza

Little Ceasers tomorrow baby, i was not looking fwd to it till just now it hit me im craving the crazy bread

Your the best around!

Best song ever


Man i can not get enough of this fucking song best song ever. I never knew it was from the karate kid i thought it was just from that south park episode. I now have this song on a constant loop around the house. It gets my fired up to work, lift weights, feed dogs, pee, vaccum you name it. Someone hook me up with guitar tabs for this.

Had quite the weekend maybe the best weekend ive ever had. Went out all 3 nights and did not even go to bed saturday. Fuck yeah more weekends like that are needed. Im back in the game baby. Special thanks to Scott for getting me outta a jam on sunday morn, and thanks to Joe Esposito for being Joe

Rock on

My top 10 favorite albums of all time

In no set order:

Faith no More Angel Dust
Halford Resurection
George Harrison All things Must Pass
Wings Back To the Egg
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
Johnny Cash Live at San Quentin
Sound Of Urchin Jack and Diane EP
Moistboyz 1 & 2
Ween God Ween Satan
The Wildhearts Riff after Motherfucking Rift

Some things to get 2

I have extremely high expectations for tonight. Something good better happen or im gonna lose all hope in the world. There has got to be some hot chicks out tonight or else i may just have to move away. Way too many uglys out these days, and lesbiens.

Scott have you orderd Breadoux pizza yet? You better soon or i will be labeling you a liar and a fraud.

I have to take my number 1 dog Gizmo to the vet today which is insane in itself. He just screams like a girl in a highpitch voice its so annoying and it sounds like death. Then he trys to kill everyone in the room including me. Hes such a fucking baby, i just dread going because of the embaressment. However there is a hot vet chick there that i always shoot the breeze with so that will be somewhat worth my trouble.

An interview with the Sheik

this is in the top 5 greatest things i have ever seen. Seriously give this shit a watch. Dont mess with the sheik unless you like his cock in your ass

Iron Sheik laying down the smack

STDs and Murder

Last night while at the bar I had an amazing brain storm. To start a website similar to match.com but for people with the AIDS and the Herpes etc. Call it STDATE.com. This way you dont get screwed by people with diseases and they can date each other no problems. You got AIDS i got AIDS lets date. I think this is an amazing idea and im getting this shit pattened.


Today at work im fucking getting some carts and this crazy dude tries to run this lady over in the parking lot. I guess this guy says he got cut off by her so he followed her and tried to kill her. He first cut her car off and almost drilled her. Then she gets out of the car and he tries to run her over and she ran outta the way. Then the cops came and cornered this guys car and he just went nuts. He was about my age with his wife and just went nuts throwing his hands in the air yelling he was so pissed you could not understand a word he was saying. It was pretty cool and most likely the highlight of the day.

Out

EDIT: DAMMIT www.positivesingles.com

June Sound of Urchin Tour

Ok so the word on the street is Sound of Urchin is playing MPLS on 6/12 and La Crosse Wi on 6/13 most likely followed by a date in Iowa on the 14th and Omaha on the 15th. Im planning my vacation now. Pete, Danny, Carzoli, Scott yeah you they are one of your fav bands on your myspace shit so you gotta go and Jesus should hit it up as well. Im thinking renting a car and having a lost weekend. Gotta do this up right. It will be great. If i have to go it alone i will but you said fuckers better get in on this shit.

Rock

Suite life move over (maybe)

Little people big world. This is my new show i love midgets/dwarfs what have you and these guys get it done. All kinds of crazy dwarf life stories. The pain the hardship the comedy its pretty much all in this show

Get down with the Dwarfs on TLC

Moving on up or down and all around

Well today i had my long awaited interview for the sales manager job for Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, and Nebraska. I think it went pretty well for the most part. I already know what the job entails etc so basically it was what questions did i have and talking about my past work experiences and college. She seemed to be pretty impressed with my background at Hy-Vee and the college degrees. I really think the only way i dont get this job is if age comes into play. Some guy thats been with the company for 3 yrs who may not have a degree or the experience i have may just beat me out because people will look at him better maybe because hes 45 yrs old. But who knows. Im sure it might be weird bossing around people that are my dads age but oh well.

However it looks like they have changed there mind and would like me to stay in Des Moines instead of moving to Omaha. Two more interviews to do and they will get back to me. So i wait

Car be sold Bitches

Amazing enough i was awoken saturday morning at 9 am with a call on the car. This was the first day it was in the paper. This lady however wanted me to drive to her house and show it to her, she was only 2 miles away so that was fine. She was just moving into her apt and said call me at 1 and ill be ready. So 1 i call and come over. She gives me some shit directions and hangs up i call back saying what building etc she says it hangs up. She then says ill be outside with a dirty coat and blue shorts. My god this lady looked homeless and scary and she smelled and had more facial hair then i did. I say wanna drive it she says no take me for a drive. So i do this and this damn lady tells me her fucking life story and name drops these people i would not know in a million years. Old Bob in marketing for Younkers was quite the character etc etc. It was horriable. I finally get a word in and say what do you think about the car? She tells me she loves it and what would i want for a downpayment? I was like um your not gonna make payments too me your gonna buy it straight out. Shes like thats fine how about i give you 500 dollars cash monday and you hold it for me till friday when ill give the cash for the rest. I was like ok. She asked no questions about the car nor did she want to drive it. Fucking weird. Her mom died or something and she is getting 150 k from all this and gets the money on friday. Whatever i guess as long as the moneys american and green its good to me.

She was the only call for the car for the whole weekend. I sure hope she comes through

Peace

Deep Purple

ive always been a purple fan but i think the incarnation of the band that did Perfect Strangers is my favorite now. See for yourself


Perfect strangers

Friday night at the bars

Last night started with Carzoli coming over and we made pizza for dinner just like any homosexual couple would do. We also went to the store where i bought grocerys as well as condoms. Nothing like buying condoms with a friend. Lets people think your a real deal homo not a fake one. We watched tv and drank till scotty came over then we were off to bars. we hit up vieux carre or however its spelled which i hate since its way packed and what not. However i ran into my old buddy Winston who just moved back into town so that was the highlight of the night. We then pretty much called it a night and Scotty dropped me and carzoli off at my place. When then Carzoli and i said the night cant be over, so we hopped in his car and headed east for the strip club known as the Minx. Place was fucking dead however there was one 38 yr old stripper that hung out with us who was pretty hot but did not look that old at all, we were both shocked. Usual crowd of weirdos there as well. This guy that looked like Hillbilly jim, an old chinamen, 2 arabs that im pretty sure were terrorists, and 2 guys with there wifes who would take it all off all night which was interesting. All in all a good enough time.

I wake up at 10 am this morning to calls about the car, then a knock on the door. Fucking Angie stops over to get something outtta the blue. I handed it to her and walked away to workout downstairs with out saying a word. I have nothing to say to hear as long as she pays rent. Fucking bitches. She wanted to talk but i want none of it.

Time to show some old lady the car if i sell it today shots all around

High speed chases

i love flipping on fox news and seeing a high speed chase unfolding. At least a few times a week they have these on. Today was some drugged up 25 yr old mom who stole a cop car and was driving around LA like a mad women wanting too see her 5 kids. The thing that pisses me off on these is the endings. Most of the time nobody dies its pretty peaceful like todays, but the thing that always sucks most is the police helicopter always misses the end either it ends in front of a building where the camera is not on or like today it ended in front of a big tree that blocked the cameras view. Always let down by these

Oh well, off to work

Its not the piling its the piling high

Well it looks like Angie is going to pay her half of rent till October or till i move out. Whew good for me. Now i get this whole place for 477 a month bargain. However it sucks that im left with all the fucking bills since they were in my name and not hers. So shes saving 1k a month to do whatever with im stuck with having to work at fucking hy vee again at nights. Yeah for me. Fucking bitches man you cant trust them. I talked to her today where we finally got the rent situation agreed upon and she had just got done getting a pedicure and manicure. I hope she rots in hell that she can go do that while im fucking paying for her shit.

My days for the most part suck now. But what does not kill you makes you stronger i guess. Wake up at 7am hr of cardio follwed by shower breakfast and off to work by 930. Work till whenever usually home at 1 or 2. I then eat lunch and hit the weights for another hour till 3ish, shower go to work 4-9 come home to paper work and start all over again. Weeeeeee good times

Also have to sell Angies car which sucks hopefully someone buys it quick cause showing it is going to suck my balls. Im already out 200 dollars if it sells at the price i want which it probably wont.

Im screaming for vengence like Rob Halford

PS: Anyone know how much a bouncer job pays? I was thinking of doing it on the weekend, i think it would be fun. Especially at a strip club