The Road to Denver (Denver Part 1)

Monday morning i awake at 6 am in Des Moines Iowa, knowing my day is gonna be hell. Of couse we had a snow storm late sunday and into monday morning and i have to go to Omaha to catch my plane to Denver. So i head out at a little before 7 to get to the Omaha airport by 12 noon. I first stop for gas and what do i see but the newest and greatest candy bar of all time is now out. Its calledthe Reeses Crunch and man is it amazing. It starts with my favorite candy bar the 5th avenue then ontop of that they put peanut butter and nuts and wrap it all in sweet chocolate. Its the most amazing thing i have ever tasted and got me through my drive to Omaha. I saw countless vehicles in the ditch on my 3 hr drive which is normally 2 hrs but the roads were 100 percent snow/ice covered so it really sucked my balls pretty hard. But i made it right about 10 o clock.
I hunkered down in the airport and read my book and enjoyed a cinnabun (which has reopened at jordan creek mall by the way). My plane left on time and i had to sit next to the lady from hell. Being a bigger dude i had hardly any room in my seat especially in my shoulders which protruded into the lady next to me so being on an isle i leaned over into the isle so she would not be uncomfortable. Well this lady decided that she needs to have her legs in my area and her elbows in my area. She would hit me constintly on the flight with out so much as a sorry. Then when they attendent went to collect our garbage what does this lady do but hold her garbage right over my book for about 2 minuites waiting for the attendent to take it. I wanted to rip this womens eyes out and eat them so she would never get them back. I finally arrived at the airport.
At the airport we all picked our luggage up and waited about 10 min for the shuttle van. We get in this van and the driver wanted to know what we were gonna do for fun in Denver. I immmedietly said uh Casa Bonita! He looked at me with eyes ill never forget and said there are 2 things us Coloradians dont do 1 we dont drink coors light and 2 we dont go to casa bonita. He then tore my heart down dogging on the Casa the whole ride to the hotel. What a dick.
At the hotel we decided to get an early dinner i ordered chicken tenders but my waiter Enrique from Durango Mexico said no you order chicken tenders. wings, and cheese sticks for 2 dollars more much better deal. So i said what the heck ok. I get my food and there are no chicken tenders im like what the hell. Enrique then says were out of chicken tenders and walks away. What a guy. We hung around the hotel for awhile and then i decided to go to bed cause we had to get up at 7 am for meetings the next day.
I awake just starving and i could not wait to get to the breakfast buffet we had waiting for us before the meeting. I get down there and i shit you not there were strawberries and donuts and oj. What a shitty breakfast, where was my 7 eggs, oatmeal and bacon? Fuck i was pissed and ate a donut. The first day of meeting was all about how to use the computer which apperently 4 people have never seen before. We no joke spent 2 hrs on how to check your email and how to work the recycling bin. Finally lunch hit and boy was it a lunch to remember.
Lunch was at the hotel and this time it was the real deal buffet. I ate 4 chicken breasts, 1 piece of steak, rice, winter mix and 2 pieces of cheescake. The whole group was in shock how much i had ate, but with the shitty breakfast i was ravished. Lunch had an amazing moment where 2 workers who were 80 and 72 who had been married for 54 years decided it was time to get a divorce. All this right before our eyes. She told him she was leaving him because she was sick of his shit and sick of taking care of him cause i guess he just had another heart attack or something. Shit was pretty crazy but what i wanna know is why are these 2 not retired and why they hell are they doing my job? I cant imagine them being able to do anything hell they could not do anything on the computer. All together it was a shitty waste of time and i need to get a new job cause im bored to death with this one.