A trip back

The other day for work i had to head to Ames, Iowa for the first time in almost 3 months. I had noticed some new changes like they finally have the pancheros up, a new place called wings 2 go, plus tons of new apartments. I also drove down lincoln way through campus. I then came to 2 realizations I dont miss school at all and i hate fucking kids walking around with there ipod headphones in the ears. No joke about every damn kid had some kind of headphone in there ear. I hope they all die deaf from it. Looked like a bunch of fucking sheep trying to find there way back to there heard. I so do not miss going to class having to drive to class sitting through a boring class. I just cant imagine ever going back. I would rather work a 9 hr day where i get paid then to go to one 3 hour class.

Fuck School

Best CD ever? Most Likely

Damn that Chuck Liddell is a bad ass. I wish Bobalu would have hung in there longer. It was a good ppv. That Cheick Kongo guy, the guy that looked to be from deepest darkest Africa scares me. Id like to see him murder Tim Sylvia

Word

Pizza!

Man im on a bender 6 pizza meals in row after today. Could life get any better? Man there are a lot of cds/dvds making the rounds lately that i need to pick up. New Maiden CD, New Dylan CD, New BLS cd and dvd, still need the moistboyz dvd as well. Tonights the UFC ppv not sure where im watching it at yet either Hooters or home. I predict Liddell and Bonner. Show could be crappy

A Quick one

My grappling dummy is coming along nicely. Im hoping to finish it by saturday. Speaking of Saturday the big UFC ppv is gonna happen. Im not sure where im watching it at yet, im leaning towards hooters at the moment or maybe my place. I also found out today that i have to do some 20 hrs of training at work which will suck but on the other hand maybe not since i get paid to sit around i guess

Anyway

Hooters gets a Lucas Machine workout

Last night at Hooters there was something in the air. Almost everyone that ate there had to shit like something else. I went to the bathroom to take a piss and there was a 3 person deep shit can line. Terry, Carzoli, Angie and myself all had Lucas strike us down with a force not to be messed with. Angie got it so bad she had to go home, and Carzoli was almost there. What a poopie situation

Bob Vila

Lately ive been on a Bob Vila type kick making my own shit. I feel like my Grandpa Ronnie making stuff. I put 2 boxing bag hangers in the ceiling in my basement. I built my own uppercut bag and i made my own wrist roller. Im thinking now i may make my own grappling dummy. Sounds like a fun project to work on. Time will tell if i make one or not

Grappling Dummy

Dog fight to the death....almost

Yesterday im laying on the floor playing with Buster who has a toy rope. He lets out a growl while playing all is cool or is it? No its not. Gizmo looks up from his nap and thinks Buster is attacking me and comes sprinting off the couch and jumps over me onto Buster and its on. These dogs fight every now and again but this time it was for death. Gizmo grabs on to Busters throat and wont let go Busters fighting back and the sounds these guys are making are blood curdling. I try to break it up 3 times getting my hand bit to hell each time. Finally i just scoop Gizmo up off the ground and chuck him in the basement real fast and shut the door so they could cool off. My hands bleeding all over and i check to see if Buster is alive. He is i then let Gizmo back in and they both lay down on the couch together like nothing even happened. Stupid dogs. It kind of looked like this but about 98% more violent

Man cars suck

So this morning i drop Angie off to get an oil change, we then come home to pick up my wrangler to take for an oil change/tire rotation. We drop both vehicles off and go do some stuff in my mustang then out of nowhere my engine light comes on in my Mustang. Im right by the dealership so i drop it off they said it will be a few hours and i also need a tranny flush/coolent change/oil filter. 300 dollars. We then are carless and start wallking a mile to where Angies car is. We find out she needs 2 new tires the belts ripped apart on the front 2. So i drop 250 dollars on that. Man all 3 vehicles in the shop its all gonna cost 600 dollars maybe more depending on the mustang but its under warranty. I hate vehicles, except for my jeep

Best Slug fest of all time

Yeah

A sign from god

So after work today Angie and i go to hollywood video cause she wanted to rent some movies. I said whatever and i got Dawn of The Dead the orig for 59 cents. Anyways we go up there and the total is 3 dollars. I bust out my debit card and the guy says sorry we can only take this if the total is over 10 dollars. As he was saying this out of the corner of my eye i saw the movie the Eliminator staring Bas Rutten for 7 dollars. It was a sign it made the total 10 dollars. It was destiny that i bought that movie. Good times for me. It will give me something to do since im on vacation all week

Dont Fuck with my pizza

Man Northern lights messed up big time last night, dare i even say blacklist? Anyways the woman and i were hankering some pizza late last night so we called northern lights. Angie ordered half pep half green olive. We get home with this ready to dive in and the pizza was half sausage and onion and half green olives and canadian bacon how the fuck did they mess that shit up that bad? They even spelled Angies last name Lahhman. Pretty heartbroken when you think your gonna have a good pie and it all goes to shit.

Your On Notice!!!

Thats so Raven!!

oh man Raven is coming to the IA State fair!!! Oh my god and shes playing for free can the day get any better!!31313!#!#!#!@3412412!!!!!!

KFC Shenanigans

Today while i was in Grinnel Iowa i had a hankering hit me for KFC once i saw the sign for there new boneless buffalo wings. So i pull up to the drive through and i order a small honey bbq wing and a small popcorn chicken. The lady repeats my order but says firery wings i said no no honey bbq she then said right fiery and i said wrong honey bbq. She finally got it right. I pull up to pay and hand her my card, um is this debit? I said whatever you want it to be debit credit whatever. She says we dont take credit in this town and if you wanna use debit its a dollar service charge. I thought that was Tom Foolery, i was wrong thats what they do in Grinnel for some reason. I said fine took my food and headed down the road. Then i open up my box and its a mixture of boneless wings and popcorn chicken all soaked in honey bbq. I mean the box was oozing out the side. I cant believe they mixed it all together. The worst part was driving down the road trying to eat this chicken bbq soup i had. What a debacle.

Borat the movie

Another One


Boy i cant wait for this one. He even drops the vanilla face bomb on someone. I cant wait till november

Ortiz vs Shamrock III

Alright they are gonna do this again. Yeah i know Tito will probably win but hopefully the ref does not hop on this shit and ruin the fight again. Oct 10th is the day and best of all it will be for free on a spike tv special. I cant wait

Betty White Appreciation Day!

Thanks for all you do, your still hot and id still do you

Love SirPaul

Ween

Here is my review of the ween show. They played touch my tooter. Thats all i really remember. Im still sick and may be dead when you read this

Seacrest out