Hooters gets a Lucas Machine workout

Last night at Hooters there was something in the air. Almost everyone that ate there had to shit like something else. I went to the bathroom to take a piss and there was a 3 person deep shit can line. Terry, Carzoli, Angie and myself all had Lucas strike us down with a force not to be messed with. Angie got it so bad she had to go home, and Carzoli was almost there. What a poopie situation