I Just remembered

Years ago i lived by a little kid who was obsessed with the Pumpkinhead movies. This kid swore pumpkinhead was out to get him for years he would always bring it up and for a long time it was the first thing that he would say to anyone. He really believed it and nobody could tell him otherwise. His brothers always told me he would barely sleep and would be up all night keeping everyone awake. He went on like that for a long time then I moved away and im not sure if Pumpkinhead did him in or not. My guess is yes because i never heard about him again.

How Peanut Butter ruined my life

Folks i was one of the unlucky to get a bad bach of peanut butter. All i did was dip 1 reeses in the jar but thats all it took. I was puking and shitting my brains out since last tuesday night. It was really hell full of no sleeping and just hanging out and hugging the lucas machine. Today im finally pretty much back on track i have not even had a conversation with Lucas today.

I did catch a movie called Private Lessons on showtime early early thur morning that changed my life almost. It was a movie from like 81 with some hot nanny who ends up doing her 15 yr old employers kid. Tons of nudity and what not. It was a typical 80s movie that would never get made today. I wish i had a nanny like that when i was young.

ew

Im sick as hell but still posting this blog. Mencia gets verbally beat up by Rogan bad

God Bless you Ken Shamrock

I dont care what people fucking say he has the best facial hair in the world by far

Ask SirPaul

I get a lot of emails from people wanting to know what i think of there situation so i thought i would answer some of these here.


Q: I'm a 24-year old engineering student from La Jolla, Calif. There's a girl in my lab that I really like, but she doesn't know I exist. What should I do?

A: That's a tough one. Let's see, what did I used to do to get women to notice me....Hey wait a minuite, you're the engineering student. You're supposed to be the smart one here, so act like it.

Dear SirPaul,
My roommate won't do the dishes. I even started eating off of paper plates, but the sink is foul and full of rotten food and our house smells like the dump on the Fourth of July. How do I get this guy to do the dishes?

A: Thats an easy one just dump all his dirty dishes in his bed when hes gone. Then put the comforter over it. When he goes to get into bed he will have a nice suprise ready for him. Or maybe give him a double decker in his bathroom and leave a note on his bed saying paybacks a bitch. He wont know what the hell your talking about and he prob wont know where the smell is coming from either.

SirPaul

I crack the DaVinci code of Anna Nicoles death!!!2141!!

Folks i bounced this around in my head a bit today and i think i figured out what has happened here with all this Anna Nicole drama going around. First her son dies of an apparent drug overdose or something along them lines now she dies of most likely similar causes. I dont think it was an overdose people im on the record as saying it was murder! Who would do such a thing you ask? I have an answer. This Man:



Here is how it went down. We all saw Anna and her son Daniel together alot. They looked very close, in a close way a mother and son should probably not be. A creepy close if you will
. Im going on the record by saying they were fucking. Not loving sex they were just fucking and i mean fucking a lot. Folks you know what happens if you fuck a bitch all the time and shes not on the pill or whatever? You guessed it babies happen. This is what happend Anna Nicole had her own sons child. So Howard k Stern whos always been in love with Anna comes to her rescue and claims to be this childs father. But his blind jealousy of Daniel overtakes him and he gives Daniel his fatal fix of drugs which has been reported elseware.

So the next chapter happens Anna and Howard get together. Girl time of need blah blah blah he steps in. Well we all know Anna got a big settlement from her x husbands death well thats where Howard steps in once again. One thing about Lawyers is they are blinded by the all mighty cash especially Jewish Lawyers


Howard wanted all that sweet cashola for himself, so he gave Anna some drugs to kill her. However they say she had a lot of pills prescribed to Howard on her body, you think he would be smarter then that to have pills with his name on them but see he was like Ted Dibease he was blinded by the money he coulda been a champion with his own slave but he let the money get the best of him in the end.

Folks look at the evidence im sure in days/weeks it will all play out this way. Time to take my hat off and clean up for dinner folks. Till next time this is Scoop Peterson signing off!

The most painful day in at least 4 days!

Today i get outta the shower and i stub my damn toe on my guitar rack about 20 min later i look and my sock is soaked in blood so i pull it off. To my horror i find the top of my 2nd biggest toe is about torn clean off. I finally get the bleeding to stop and i seal it down with a dab of superglue. Thats the definition of a tough guy folks. I then go work out and proceed to drop an 80lb dumbell on my other foot. I then accidently bust my knuckles hard on the doorknob on my way upstairs. I also cut my self shaving! I dont wanna know what the rest of the day holds for me

Yesterday i had the greatest Taco Johns going down but the turnaround was the most painfull stomach ache i have ever had. I think whiplash was in my stomach and slowly clawing his way out. It was beyond brutal

Ouch

Folks sorry for the lack of updates but im on the injured list big time. Last wed i was working out and did too many reps on the deadlift and went a little to high on the weight which ended up fucking up my back and my right hamstring. Im in an unholy amount of pain still and have been heating and icing my back like crazy. Its slowly getting a bit better but it even hurts into my right testicle. Hopefully no hernia or anything.

Tonights the UFC ppv which could be crappy especially now that the main event is non title. I got 5 dollars on the Halverson fight so will see what happens there. Im also up to 230lbs and im definetly feeling it. Hopefully i can get 240 or so by march before i cut back down