The most painful day in at least 4 days!

Today i get outta the shower and i stub my damn toe on my guitar rack about 20 min later i look and my sock is soaked in blood so i pull it off. To my horror i find the top of my 2nd biggest toe is about torn clean off. I finally get the bleeding to stop and i seal it down with a dab of superglue. Thats the definition of a tough guy folks. I then go work out and proceed to drop an 80lb dumbell on my other foot. I then accidently bust my knuckles hard on the doorknob on my way upstairs. I also cut my self shaving! I dont wanna know what the rest of the day holds for me

Yesterday i had the greatest Taco Johns going down but the turnaround was the most painfull stomach ache i have ever had. I think whiplash was in my stomach and slowly clawing his way out. It was beyond brutal