Ask SirPaul

I get a lot of emails from people wanting to know what i think of there situation so i thought i would answer some of these here.


Q: I'm a 24-year old engineering student from La Jolla, Calif. There's a girl in my lab that I really like, but she doesn't know I exist. What should I do?

A: That's a tough one. Let's see, what did I used to do to get women to notice me....Hey wait a minuite, you're the engineering student. You're supposed to be the smart one here, so act like it.

Dear SirPaul,
My roommate won't do the dishes. I even started eating off of paper plates, but the sink is foul and full of rotten food and our house smells like the dump on the Fourth of July. How do I get this guy to do the dishes?

A: Thats an easy one just dump all his dirty dishes in his bed when hes gone. Then put the comforter over it. When he goes to get into bed he will have a nice suprise ready for him. Or maybe give him a double decker in his bathroom and leave a note on his bed saying paybacks a bitch. He wont know what the hell your talking about and he prob wont know where the smell is coming from either.

SirPaul